So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

Mike Hagerty: Obituary Writer

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• Obituary Writer : There's another one here. Native San Franciscan. Plumber. Elliot, Ralph. Moved to Dallas, disappeared four months ago, body was found in a sewer.

  Obituary Employee : Well, guy takes his job too seriously, life goes down the drain.

  [both laugh] 

  Charlie Mackenzie : Did they mention anything about his wife?

  Obituary Employee : All right, okay. Look, I know that we're talking about real people here. I'm sorry.

  Charlie Mackenzie : No no, I'm serious. Did they mention the wife?

  Obituary Employee : Look, I'm sorry you know. You know, I didn't mean to make a joke about other people's lives.

  Charlie Mackenzie : No no, I'm really serious. Did they mention the wife?

  Obituary Employee : You win, you win okay? I'm a bad person!

  Obituary Writer : Just take it easy!

  Obituary Employee : No, he's sayin' I'm insensitive! He's sayin' I'm a shit!

  Obituary Writer : He's not sayin' you're a shit!

  Charlie Mackenzie : [yelling]  Did they mention the wife? Did they mention the wife?

  Obituary Employee : No! No! They didn't mention the wife! Ya happy?

  [speaking to the whole office] 

  Obituary Employee : YEAH! Oh yes, yeah. I'm insensitive! I'm a very insensitive man! Stop you're job, look at the insensitive man! That's what they're paying you for!

  [leaves] 

  Obituary Writer : He was my ride home.

  Charlie Mackenzie : Understood...