Ernie Reyes Jr. credited as playing...
Johnny
- Johnny: How did you get out of those hand cuffs?
- Lt. Spence: I had a key.
- Johnny: Where, we searched you?
- Lt. Spence: I swallowed it last Tuesday.
- Adam: How'd you know you were gonna need it?
- Lt. Spence: I swallow it every Tuesday.
- Johnny: [Johnny and Adam are about to surf the waves] Wooo, the waves our pumpin...
- Iggy: Go.
- Johnny: What, you're not coming with us?
- Iggy: I'll be there in a minute, I just gotta wax the old "Man to wave friction reducing vehicle".
- [Johnny and Adam stare at him with pause]
- Iggy: ... Surfboard!
- Johnny: Oh, so we'll see you after, Right?
- Iggy: Sure, gotta put some wax on so I dont slip off, need a lotta wax.
- Johnny: [Afterwards] Whoa, I think I fully dinged my board on a rock or somethin...
- [Iggy starts walking towards the water]
- Johnny: ... Bro we're leaving!
- Iggy: What, now? Awww c'mon, I had some moves in me too!
- Johnny: [Under his Breath] Yeah right, you never surfed a day in your Life.
- Iggy: Look, tommorow we start off early, o.k.?
- Johnny: [a remaining bad guy is crawling up stairs of the temple] Newsflash: Your Side Lost!
- [Bad guy stops crawling up, and falls down the large amount of stairs of the temple]
- Adam: [after leaving the raid at their house] So... when can we go back home?
- Zatch: Your home is Patusan.
- Johnny: No! Our home, was that house, back on Ocean Park.
- Iggy: Whoa, guys I don't think you really wanna go back there. I mean, our Buddy Long John Silver here left the GAS running in the House, real Bright! I mean, what if the house blows up...
- [a big Explosion happens in the background]
- Iggy: ...WHOA!
- Adam: [Stunned] Our home!
- Johnny: [Stunned also] He... blew up our home!
- Zatch: [Regretably] I had no choice, and now you have no choice but to come with me, it's your Destiny.
- Johnny: [Starts attacking Zatch] You had no choice... You had no CHOICE? Your INSANE!
- Adam: [Helping Johnny] Get your rotten hands off my Brother!
- Zatch: Stay calm your highnesses, you must know that there is no turning back!
- Iggy: I can't believe... that I just DID that, I am Responsible for the Destruction of my best friends personal property!
- Johnny: What are you talking about Iggy, you didn't do anything.
- Iggy: I did too! Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say WHAT IF about something it comes true, and back there I said "What if the the house blows up", and it blew up!
- [Convinced that He has Special Powers]
- Iggy: Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! What if I lose this power?
- [Realization hits]
- Iggy: Oh no, I just what if I lose this power! Damn it, I had it, then I lost it!
- Zatch: [Annoyed by Iggy] But what of THIS one, the Commoner?
- Adam: Why don't you just blow HIM up!
- Ro-May: [to Johnny] I think they're waiting for you to say something.
- Johnny: [pause, turns to Adam] I've got nothing!
- Adam: I'll handle it, Bro.
- [Yells out to the Crowd]
- Adam: Kwantsu Dudes!
- [the Crowd Starts Repeating it]
- Johnny: Wow, they really must like that Word.
- Adam: Yeah, it Probably means like... Free Beer, or something.
- Adam: Say, Johnny, what if what that Zatch guy said was true? I mean, about Your Destiny to become a Warrior, and Mine to be a Seeker...
- [Iggy interupts from behind the couch holding a Playboy Magazine]
- Iggy: ...and don't forget, I'm the King, seriously, you guys couldn't of missed these Magazines, there is a whole stack of em underneath Your Bed...
- Johnny: Iggy, you can't be the King of Patusan.
- [Iggy looks at Him Discouragingly]
- Johnny: You're not Asian.
- Iggy: Hey, two words for you; David Carradine, and Kung Fu.
- Johnny: Ro-May, you know what would be really great is if you'd run like a mother and get Winky the One-Eyed black belt!
- Mac: [Johnny and Mac are in Shock for a moment as the camera angle focuses on a hand holding a kitchen knife] I'd put that knife down if I were you!
- [the Camera Angle starts pointing up revealing Iggy's Face]
- Iggy: Seriously, if you don't want chives, I wont put em in.
- Johnny: Well, I want chives bro.
- Mac: Iggy, you're here every day, and every night, don't your Parents wonder where you've been?
- Iggy: Mr. MC.Quinn, My Parents are locked up in a Bio-Screen in Arizona, Pimento?
- Mac: Huh?
- Iggy: ...It's like a little Tomato. Yes, Bio-Screen, lots of plants n animals, no one else allowed in anywhere around them. look, for it to be hard for me to explain it to a layman, like Yourself.
- Mac: Iggy, You know what you need, is a professional listener.
- Johnny: He visits the School shrink every day.
- Mac: Not helping, and don't your parents ever feed ya, and don't they ever provide you with enough clothing besides MY BOXER SHORTS!
- Iggy: [Looks down at the Shorts He's wearing] These are yours?
- Mac: YES!