- Miss Frizzle: [theme song opening] Seatbelts, everyone!
- Arnold: *Please* let this be a normal field trip.
- All: With the Frizz? No way!
- [repeated line, after Carlos makes a joke]
- Arnold, Phoebe Terese, Dorothy Ann, Wanda Li, Keesha Franklin, Ralphie Tennelli, Tim: Carlos!
- Wanda Li: Cheer up, Arnold. A famous poet once said, "All the world's a field trip, and all the kids in our class are merely guinea pigs"... or did Ms. Frizzle say that?
- Keesha Franklin: It must be cold down there because Saturn's pretty far away from the sun.
- Tim: But Ms. Frizzle said "cold and dark".
- Janet: It could be very, very dark on Saturn!
- Carlos Ramon: Oh, no you don't! You just want to grab more stuff!
- Janet: Hey, I'm just trying to help! If you want to play "Let's Find Ms. Frizzle Without A Map" for the rest of your life, that's *fine* with me!
- Wanda Li: What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?
- Phoebe Terese: Wanda, what're we gonna do?
- Tim: Patience, Wanda, fishing is an art.
- Dorothy Ann: So is tightrope walking, but we don't have time to learn it.
- [Ms. Frizzle is taking the parents through a bat-filled castle]
- Mr. Perlstein - Arnold's Dad: What *is* that smell?
- Mr. Ramon - Carlos' Dad: That's bat poop, Mr. Perlstein. Better get used to it!
- Mr. Perlstein - Arnold's Dad: Maybe we should have stayed home tonight.
- Arnold: [overhearing further down the cave] Dad! You took the words right out of my mouth!