- Natalie Voss: You kidnapped me with a candy bar?
- Jackson Davis Hammond: It makes a handy weapon in a pinch.
- Jack Hammond: That's the question on the minds of all your viewers? Whether I run out of gas or not? Tell you what, Jer. You let your viewers know that I hope Miss Voss' fear and my desperation are entertainment enough for them. After all, that is what this is all about, isn't it? The story. As it breaks. Live. Coming to you from the bad guy himself. I mean we wouldn't want your viewers to change the fucking channel, now, would we?
- Uncredited Clown: [after ending credits] You smell that? Do you smell that? Nothing else in the world smells like that, son. I love the smell of napalm in the morning! You know, one day we had a hell bomb. And when I walked out, we didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. But that smell, that gasoline smell... the whole hill, it smelled like... victory.
- Jack Hammond: [after Jack and Natalie agree to run away together to Mexico] We'll be fugitives.
- Natalie Voss: Sounds exciting!
- Jack Hammond: You won't be Natalie Voss anymore.
- Natalie Voss: Who the hell is she anyway?
- Dale: Time to be heroes!
- [Swerves the truck and attempts to knock Jack and Natalee into the guard rail]
- Officer Dobbs: For me, it's the respect and power that the position commands. I don't know whether to be busting bad guys or signing autographs. It's kinda like being a star.
- Jack Hammond: There's a difference between being violent and being driven to violence. I am NOT a violent man!
- Natalie Voss: I'm gonna throw up.
- Jack Hammond: What do you mean?
- Natalie Voss: I feel sick.
- Jack Hammond: No, don't you dare, don't you dare throw up! Please! Take in some air, put your head out the window!
- Natalie Voss: Don't drive so fast.
- Jack Hammond: "Don't drive so fast?" What, are you mad? I'm being chased by the cops. When you're being chased by the cops, you drive fast, got it?
- Natalie Voss: Well, I get car-sick!
- Jack Hammond: What about putting your head out the goddamn window? What are you waiting for?
- Jack Hammond: Jesus! What are you trying to do, give me a heart attack?
- [waves gun under her nose]
- Jack Hammond: Rule number one is no loud screaming!
- Natalie Voss: I thought rule number one was no burning the guy with the gun.
- Jack Hammond: Now you're being a little too feisty for your own good. Okay,
- [waves gun under her nose again]
- Jack Hammond: rule number *two* is no loud screaming!
- Natalie Voss: Would you stop waving that thing in my face?
- Jack Hammond: [gestures with the gun again] Am I holding a gun in your face?
- [pulls back]
- Jack Hammond: I don't think so. Now, I can be a pretty likeable guy when I'm not pointing a gun at somebody. You may not believe me, but it's true. You gotta trust me.
- [helicopter above]
- Jack Hammond: Shit! Why do things always go so wrong for me?
- Natalie Voss: Maybe you bring it on yourself.
- Jack Hammond: Now you don't know what the hell you're talking about!
- Natalie Voss: Maybe I do.
- Jack Hammond: Maybe you're a brat!
- Natalie Voss: Maybe I am! Would you please just stop and let me out? I promise I won't let them shoot you.
- Jack Hammond: You won't let them shoot me? Well, that's very nice and I appreciate that,
- [Natalie flinches as he waves the gun at her again]
- Jack Hammond: but I can't do that. Not yet. Seeing that we're gonna be traveling companions for a while, we should get better acquainted. My name is Jack. You are...?
- Natalie Voss: You can't do this!
- Jack Hammond: Do what?
- Natalie Voss: This! You think...
- [sighs]
- Natalie Voss: You can't just kidnap somebody and - and threaten to kill them and then expect them to be cute and nice!
- Jack Hammond: Why not?
- Natalie Voss: You just *can't,* okay? It doesn't work that way! You are a terrorist! Why should I be nice to you?
- Jack Hammond: Hey, hey, hey! First of all, I am not a terrorist, all right?
- Jack Hammond: [as Natalie opens up her handbag] What are you doing?
- Natalie Voss: I was going to offer you a piece of gum.
- Jack Hammond: Oh.
- [lets her continue]
- Natalie Voss: What you think was in there, a knife or something?
- Jack Hammond: I thought mace.
- Natalie Voss: If I had mace, I would have used it by now. You're not a very smart criminal.
- Jack Hammond: Thank you. That's what I've been trying to tell you.
- Natalie Voss: So are you gonna tell me why you are on the run?
- Jack Hammond: You won't believe me. I'm not so sure I believe me anymore.
- Natalie Voss: Try me.
- Jack Hammond: Promise you won't laugh.
- Natalie Voss: Why would I laugh?