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Daniel Cerny in Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)

Quotes

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest

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  • William Porter: We've got a brand new Japanese invention here, we call it pizza.
  • Eli Porter: Let us give thanks to He Who Walks Behind the Rows, who protects our crops and keeps the infidel and unbeliever in the torments of hellfire eternal. Amen.
  • William Porter: Eli!
  • Eli Porter: Let the harvest begin!
  • Eli Porter: With age comes blindness but we who are young have a vision and that is the gift to us from He Who Walks Behind The Rows! Our greatest Harvest is to come!
  • T-Loc: Harvest this motherfucker!
  • Eli Porter: Why papa? Why did you have to go and hurt my brother? Family is sacred papa. You know I'd never hurt you. Not even for this.
  • Joshua: what happened to my father? Back in Gatlin what did you do to him?
  • Eli Porter: Made sure he'd never hurt you again.
  • Eli Porter: Who was Joseph?
  • T-Loc: Who in hell cares?
  • [everyone laughs]
  • Eli Porter: I do.
  • William Porter: [hears rustling in corn] Hello?
  • Eli Porter: [jumps out of corn and startles Bill] Boo!
  • T-Loc: Hey, where you at, butt-head? You in here with me now!
  • Eli Porter: I'm not in here with you. You're in here... with me.
  • Father Frank Nolan: Who to hell are you?
  • Eli Porter: Father as if you didn't know!
  • Eli Porter: You knew who I was from the moment you set eyes on me and so did my poor foster mother. Certain people can do that Frank, I don't know why.
  • T-Loc: I wouldn't sit there.
  • Eli Porter: Why not?
  • T-Loc: 'Cause I think you gonna try and suck my dick.
  • Eli Porter: Howdy.
  • T-Loc: Don't give me that goddamn Gomer Pyle, Howdy Doody bullshit, alright? I'm here to get Dee.
  • Eli: Can't spare him.
  • T-Loc: What you gonna do? Preach me to death?
  • [Eli shoves him and runs]
  • T-Loc: Hey, come back here you little shit! I'm gonna kick your little ass, doo-dah. Doo-dah.
  • William Porter: Why should I share this with my employers? I developed the strain.
  • Charles: Yes I know, but ethically you're still bound...
  • William Porter: Fuck ethics!
  • Charles: My, my, my, William. I do believe that is the first time I've ever heard you swear.
  • Malcolm: Shit! Man, where's the fucking scarecrow?
  • Maria: This is first base.
  • [She and Josh kiss]
  • Maria: And this is second base.
  • [she lifts Josh's hand to her breast]
  • Josh: How do I get a home run?
  • Malcolm: You don't!
  • [a crow perches on a scarecrow]
  • Malcolm: You're fired.
  • [first lines]
  • Joshua's Abusive Father: Joshua? Joshua? Boy, you're gonna make this some sad night.
  • [last lines]
  • Charles: This is just the beginning, Hans. Soon we'll be shipping all over the world.
  • Malcolm: Josh, Man, if this ain't good... If this ain't good, Man, I'm gonna kill you.
  • Josh: It's not good. Get dressed!
  • Alice: I take it you boys didn't like the clothes I bought you.
  • Eli Porter: No offense, ma'am, but modest dress is the surest way to a pious life. I mean, I'm sure not every kid at school can afford that kind of clothing. Why should we make them feel inadequate?

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