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Ski Patrol (1990)

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Ski Patrol

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  • Suicide: Taste death, live life.
  • Murray: Holy Shit!
  • Iceman: Shootin' The Hole is just like makin' love.
  • Stanley: But I've never made love.
  • Iceman, Jerry Cramer: [concerned looks] Good luck.
  • Murray: Shut up, Myron!
  • Brat: I want a hot dog! I want a hot dog!
  • Brat Parent: Well you're not gonna get it! They don't even HAVE hot dogs here!
  • [a hot dog cart on skis slides by them as the kid gives his parents a scornful look. The parents look back at him with SEGs]
  • Iceman: [imitating Rodney Dangerfield] What do you know? They followed me from my apartment in New York. I get no respect!
  • [Jerry and Stanley laughing]
  • Eddie Martinez: [attempts to imitate Rodney Dangerfield] Say, anybody got a cat?
  • [the music stops and both Jerry and Stanley give Eddie weird looks]
  • Iceman: Yeah, you need to work on that.
  • Iceman: All we need is a kick-ass dancer...
  • Stanley: [shaking head] Oh no...
  • Iceman: Oh yes, you kick ass!
  • Stanley: [backing away] I don't kick anything!

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