Release calendarTop 250 moviesMost popular moviesBrowse movies by genreTop box officeShowtimes & ticketsMovie newsIndia movie spotlight
    What's on TV & streamingTop 250 TV showsMost popular TV showsBrowse TV shows by genreTV news
    What to watchLatest trailersIMDb OriginalsIMDb PicksIMDb SpotlightFamily entertainment guideIMDb Podcasts
    OscarsEmmysSan Diego Comic-ConSummer Watch GuideToronto Int'l Film FestivalSTARmeter AwardsAwards CentralFestival CentralAll events
    Born todayMost popular celebsCelebrity news
    Help centerContributor zonePolls
For industry professionals
  • Language
  • Fully supported
  • English (United States)
    Partially supported
  • Français (Canada)
  • Français (France)
  • Deutsch (Deutschland)
  • हिंदी (भारत)
  • Italiano (Italia)
  • Português (Brasil)
  • Español (España)
  • Español (México)
Watchlist
Sign in
  • Fully supported
  • English (United States)
    Partially supported
  • Français (Canada)
  • Français (France)
  • Deutsch (Deutschland)
  • हिंदी (भारत)
  • Italiano (Italia)
  • Português (Brasil)
  • Español (España)
  • Español (México)
Use app
Back
  • Cast & crew
  • User reviews
  • Trivia
  • FAQ
IMDbPro
Swans Crossing (1992)

Quotes

Swans Crossing

Edit
  • Mila: It's amazing how you can juggle putting a pool party together, and a fall wardrobe in the same day.
  • Sydney Rutledge: Read my lips--they're sealed.
  • Sydney Rutledge: Nancy, shut up and leave!
  • Garrett Booth: Ooh, I love myself!
  • Mayor Margaret Rutledge: Poor Mila is probably suffering from trauma too, dear.
  • Sydney Rutledge: She's suffering from drama, not trauma. Just a bad case of overacting.
  • Countess Valaria Rosnovsky: If you ask me the whole thing is an oxymoron.
  • Sydney Rutledge: Excuse me?
  • Countess Valaria Rosnovsky: It's just that in my book, slumber and party just don't seem to go together. Well, darling, my cook needs some suggestions as to what you angels like to eat.
  • Sydney Rutledge: Well, that's easy enough. For a good slumber party, one needs to usual finger foods- pretzels, potato chips, soda, natural and artificial.
  • Countess Valaria Rosnovsky: Hold on, darling, I'm not a stenographer!
  • Nancy Robbins: Does it look like I have Owen's calendar?
  • Sandy Swan: Sydney, you never wear anything more than twice.
  • Sydney Rutledge: That's once too often.
  • Sydney Rutledge: (Sydney's answering machine): This is Sydney Rutledge. Obviously, I'm not answering. So, leave me and message so I'll know whether I want to call you back or not.
  • Sydney Rutledge: What is this, a lame and moronic attempt at revenge?
  • Sydney Rutledge: I know someone who could get a girl to do just about anything, Countess.
  • Garrett Booth: Ahh, Sydney. How to turn a backstabbing little duckling into a swan!
  • J.T. Adams: Virgo Superclusters!
  • Sydney Rutledge: Use your pedal!

Contribute to this page

Suggest an edit or add missing content
  • Learn more about contributing
Edit pageAdd episode

More from this title

More to explore

Recently viewed

Please enable browser cookies to use this feature. Learn more.
Get the IMDb App
Sign in for more accessSign in for more access
Follow IMDb on social
Get the IMDb App
For Android and iOS
Get the IMDb App
  • Help
  • Site Index
  • IMDbPro
  • Box Office Mojo
  • License IMDb Data
  • Press Room
  • Advertising
  • Jobs
  • Conditions of Use
  • Privacy Policy
  • Your Ads Privacy Choices
IMDb, an Amazon company

© 1990-2025 by IMDb.com, Inc.