Quotes

Critters 4

Ethan: What do these things look like?
Charlie McFadden: What do they look like?
Ethan: Yeah.
Charlie McFadden: You ever see a piranha?
Ethan: It's a fish, right?
Charlie McFadden: That's right. They look nothing like a piranha. But they're hungry like a piranha.

Ethan: I guess Rick's had a little too much coffee again?
Al Bert: Rick has got a bug up his butt. See. He's gone and discovered himself a magnetic space anomaly. And he's gotten stiff in the jock.

Ethan: Just what did you do to him?
Charlie McFadden: Me? Nothing. That was the Critters. Look, I'm a bounty hunter, and I got a job to do.

[last lines]
Charlie McFadden: [Charlie puts on some cool sunglasses] Captain Charles McFadden.

Al Bert: Nuclear core is reading just shy of the red. Nearly to alert.
Rick: Radiation?
Al Bert: Negative. It looks more like natural decay. I'd give her about a month before we all glow in the dark.
Bernie: Don't kind about shit like that. Just show me where the pharmacy is.
Al Bert: What's the matter? Feeling a little bit under the weather there Bernie?

Al Bert: Rick and Bernie are dead. For all I know we may have been infected by some alien germ. So unless anyone else has another suggestion, I propose that we just hole up here and wait for them to come rescue us. They will be here any minute.
Ethan: Yeah. If we don't blow up first.

Al Bert: Angela; give me a deck by deck scan and read off all individuals not currently in main control.
Angela: I do not recognize your voice pattern as one with security clearance...
Al Bert: Great! Be a snotty TL54. Don't cooperate. Angela; give me security clearance to all levels, please.
Angela: I can not conform to your request as I do not recognize your voice pattern as one with security clearance.
Al Bert: Angela; do not, repeat, do not give me security clearance to all levels.
Angela: You have security clearance at all levels.

Ug: We just received your bioalert.
Charlie McFadden: Yeah, yeah. What was that all about?
Ug: You were in violation of zoological mandate E-102, clause 14, paragraph 5, items 6 and 7.
Charlie McFadden: Huh?
Ug: Specifically? You are prohibited from terminating any transgalactic life form if it means total extinction of the species.
Charlie McFadden: Oh, yeah. But they're dangerous. You taught me how dangerous they are.
Ug: Aggression factor is irrelevant. Those two eggs are the last two eggs. The intergalactic council has dispatched a specimen collection pod. You are instructed to place the eggs in the receptacle in the pod.

[first lines]
Charlie McFadden: [Charlie finds the last Critter eggs] Alright you gum-balls.

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