- Bingo Angry Woman: He must be cheating that's how.
- Mr. Skin (A.K.A. Satan): Lady, you can't cheat at bingo. If you could, I would, but you can't. I won because I was lucky - lucky to wind up in a town full of losers!
- Pokey Jones: I never left home, but I know every inch of this highway. I know it inside out. Ask me a question if you like: ask me anything.
- Jackie Bangs: Do you wanna have sex with me?
- Pokey: What?
- Jackie: Do you wanna have sex?
- Pokey: No, I'm fine, thank you.
- Louise Watson: I'm going on tour this year until I get a record contract, then I'm going to make a video. Then they're going to make a video of us and we're going to be famous. Then Mommy's going to come back and live with us. And when I grow up I'm going to do solo projects and get married to someone famous but I'm not sure who exactly.
- Mr. Skin (A.K.A. Satan): Who told you all this?
- Louise Watson: My Daddy.
- Mr. Skin a.k.a. Satan: You're Daddy's lying. None of this is going to happen. You know why? Because you're ugly. I'm sorry to say it, but you're an ugly little girl. Just ask anyone.
- Louise Watson: My Daddy says that I'm pretty and when I grow up I'm going to be a beautiful lady.
- Mr. Skin a.k.a. Satan: No. You're going to be an ugly lady. You'll probably be fat and work as a cashier and no one is going to want to marry you. You see, parents aren't allowed to tell the truth about certain things. Now don't cry. Don't be upset. I don't want to see you crying. You really want to be famous?
- Louise Watson: Yes
- Mr. Skin a.k.a. Satan: Well maybe I can help. Would you like that? I can make you pretty and all you have to do is sign your little name. Can you do that?