Steve Whitmire credited as playing...
Waldo C. Graphic • Bean Bunny • Rizzo the Rat
- Sam the Eagle: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is my honor to present to you... Mr. Mickey Mouse!
- Rizzo the Rat: [singing to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club March] Oh, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! Hi there, welcome to my park, how'ya doin'...
- Sam the Eagle: Wait a minute! You are not Mickey Mouse! You are a rat!
- Rizzo the Rat: Rat, schmat! Besides, they're tourists. What do they know?
- Scooter: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, if you could just step as far forward and close together as you can.
- Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, real close. You see, we're doing research on deodorant strength.
- Scooter: Rizzo, you're disgusting.
- Rizzo the Rat: Hey, it's a gift.
- The Great Gonzo: Hey, Bean, what's up?
- Bean Bunny: I'm going away... forever!
- The Great Gonzo: Oh, great! Could you get me a sandwich?
- [to audience]
- The Great Gonzo: Would any of you people like anything? Bean says he's going out... *forever*?
- Waldo C. Graphic: [after being inflated and duplicated] Great! Now I can start my own football team!