- Samantha: All I ask is that a man be totally, completely, utterly devoted to me when we're together and... PINING over me when we're not.
- Mrs. Otto: So we wrapped you in a blanket, and we put you inside our best wicker basket... oh honey, do you remember that basket? We used to take that basket on picnics. I could fit a whole ham inside that basket!
- Samantha: (flipping through phone book to pick a new name) What about Abagail Harrington?
- Henry: Abagail Harrington... born to the Hamptons Harringtons... heir to a small fortune, but she always felt stifled by her upbringing until eventually she took her father's deringer and put it to her forehead, but at the last minute accidentally turned and shot the maid. The family couldn't afford the scandal so obviously they had to get rid of her!
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