Tichina Arnold credited as playing...
- Martin: Pam, do you prefer to be called "Ms." or "Mr."?
- Pam: Do you prefer "Jack" or "Ass"?
- Martin: Pam, is that your breath smellin' like boiled bologna?
- Pam: No, that's yo' feet eatin' through those shoes again.
- [Martin has insulted Pam during a toast to her marriage]
- Gina: Martin, stop it!
- Pam: Nah, nah, it's OK, Gina. I mean, Martin did climb all the way down from that wedding cake to make this toast.
- Cole: See you later, Pam... my little chocolate ho-ho.
- Pam: [offended] What did you call me?
- Tommy: He meant "ring ding"... like the cupcake.
- Martin: You know I'm sensitive about my job, you didn't have to go there!
- Pam: You know I'm sensative about my buck shots, you didn't have to go there!
- Martin: There's a difference, a good job is hard to come by, but they got Dark & Lovely on damn near every corner you pass!
- Pam: This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage.
- Pam: Martin was the one who said Cole was a virgin until he was 23!
- Cole: He said the stew was so bad, the homeless give it back!
- Martin: I love the stew, baby! It looked like Alpo, but I loved it!
- Pam: I heard that, Ashford and Shrimpson!
