Christopher Michael Moore credited as playing...
Ray Burns • Charlie's cousin
- [an almost nude Ray has second thoughts about impregnating his cousin's wife as well as covering up her affair with her neighbor]
- Ray Burns: No, look, I'm sorry, this is not - not good. I've gotta tell Charlie. Make a clean breast of it.
- Linda Alderson: You tell Charlie, I tell Dorothy.
- [Ray takes his pants off in defeat]
- [after Ray grabs Linda surprisingly to the floor in her neighbors' yard and has anal sex with her - before the female neighbor walks in on them]
- Linda Alderson: [pushes Ray aside] You... filth!
- Ray Burns: [once the neighbor goes away] I hope I didn't embarrass you.