Timothy Balme credited as playing...
Lionel
- Uncle Les: Christ! What a stink!
- Lionel Cosgrove: Uh... yeah. A dog must have uh, crawled under the house and died.
- [to two housewives, after beating up Baby Selwyn in a public park and stuffing him into a duffel bag]
- Lionel Cosgrove: Hyperactive!
- Mum: [about Paquita] I'll tell you what she is. She's EXPERIENCED. Why have you deliberately gone out of your way to upset me?
- [she sobs]
- Lionel Cosgrove: I'm sorry Mum... it... won't happen again.
- [she smiles]
- Paquita Maria Sanchez: Lionel, is your mother's toothbrush the white one or green one?
- Lionel Cosgrove: [pulling Mum's hands from his throat] Green!
- Lionel Cosgrove: I don't know what to do. I don't know how to stop it.
- Paquita Maria Sanchez: You must destroy them.
- Lionel Cosgrove: I can't... not Mum.
- Paquita Maria Sanchez: That thing is not you mother.
- Paquita Maria Sanchez: You like my dog? He's very big, yes?
- Lionel Cosgrove: Any bigger and he'd belong in a zoo.
- Paquita Maria Sanchez: Zoo, pardon?
- Lionel Cosgrove: Zoo, you know, animals, cages?
- Paquita Maria Sanchez: Ahh! I like to go with zoo. I go with the zoo?
- Lionel Cosgrove: No no no. You want to go *to* the zoo.
- Paquita Maria Sanchez: Yes, please!
- [throws open curtains]
- Lionel Cosgrove: Oh Mum, what a beautiful day!
- [he turns to see her half-zombified]
- Mum: *Eeeeeeeuuuggggghhhh!*