- [Emma Rae knees Eddie in the groin]
- Emma Rae: Grace, the lying cheating sack of shit is here.
- Eddie Bichon: [on the floor] Can't... breathe...
- Grace: Oh, my God. Emma Rae, what did you do?
- Emma Rae: Well, you said to keep him busy. He's busy holding his nuts.
- Grace: Oh, my God. Eddie, are you all right?
- Eddie Bichon: No!
- Grace: Help me get him up.
- Eddie Bichon: No! You stay the hell over there!
- Emma Rae: Don't worry. I wouldn't walk that far to help you up.
- Grace: My God, Emma Rae. What is the matter with you?
- Emma Rae: Consider it a blow for your dignity.
- Grace: What is dignified about kicking somebody in the balls?
- Emma Rae: Well, I feel better.
- Grace: Emma Rae, I have a cookbook to put out, and a daughter to raise, and the God damn winter Grand Prix. And I just don't have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve, so please, don't ask me to stop and think!
- Eddie Bichon: Em, Emma Rae.
- Emma Rae: Are you addressing me?
- Eddie Bichon: Yes.
- Emma Rae: Well lick it, put a stamp on it, and mail it to someone who gives a shit.
- Wyly King: You understand what I'm saying?
- Grace: I think so.
- [clears throat]
- Grace: You're telling me that if I just, eat shit politely with a knife and fork, and just learn to swallow the handfuls of bullshit that he serves up to me then everything will be just a-okay. Is that it daddy? I mean that's what you're saying isn't it daddy? I mean isn't-
- [spills food, gets up and walks away]
- Emma Rae: [to Grace, about Eddie] You married a guy whose nickname in college was Hound Dog. What did you expect was going to happen?
- Wyly King: All of our friends complain about how their kids grow up and run off and they never hear from them anymore. Why the hell can't that happen to us?
- Eddie Bichon: If you didn't want to get married why did you?
- Grace: Why'd you ask me?
- Eddie Bichon: Why'd I ask you?
- Grace: Yeah, you're the one who hasn't even stopped dating yet!
- Georgia King: What on earth was he thinking of?
- Emma Rae: Prob'ly the same thing he was thinkin' with.
- Grace: Oh don't you lay that on me! I have orgasms everyday I've just gotten so use to having them when you're not in the room.
- Eddie Bichon: Well that's just GREAT!
- Wyly King: Georgia, what's going on? Open the door.
- Georgia King: Why don't you go over and rap on Annie Pritchett's door?
- Wyly King: What in the hell are you talking about? Have you gotten into the apple wine?
- Georgia King: I'm talking about your extra-curricular activities! I'm talking about your lying, cheating extra-curricular activities!
- Wyly King: Now wait a minute, I do not cheat! I may have fooled around a little bit, but I have never cheated!
- Georgia King: Oh Wyly, how could you do it? I mean, she was a friend of mine. And don't think that weren't times when I had thoughts too, because there were. But never once, not once, out of my respect for you and for our marriage...
- Wyly King: What thoughts?
- Georgia King: Frank Lewis.
- Wyly King: Who?
- Georgia King: Dr. Lewis. Do you know that after all of these years, he still has feelings for me? Wyly, he said that I have beautiful hips.
- Wyly King: Honey, I wouldn't hang any hopes on something somebody said 40 years ago!
- Georgia King: Last week he said it! When I took Aunt Rae in, I had my yearly physical. He said it last week.
- Wyly King: Now that's enough of that, goddammit, open the goddamn door! I won't tolerate this kind of disrespect after the day I've had.
- Georgia King: Oh, don't you talk to me about disrespect, you self-centered old goat!
- Wyly King: Self-centered? Haven't I given you every goddamn thing you ever wanted? You think you'd have this kind of life with Frank Lewis?
- Georgia King: The life I would have with Frank Lewis would have included respect. My own daughters are ashamed of me. But I'll tell you something, I am ashamed of you!
- Wyly King: Why?
- Georgia King: You are a humiliation. Our little girl's life is just falling apart, and all you can tell her is that it's bad for business? You are a disgrace! You drink too much! And you laugh too loud at your own jokes! And I'm gonna tell you something, Wyly, you fart in your sleep. You do. And I have put up with all of that because it was part of you and I loved you and, and I was proud to be your wife, but I'm not proud anymore! And if you attempt to walk across this threshold, I will call out to the barn and I'm gonna have those boys come over here and throw you out on your ass!
- Wyly King: Son, I guess you're right. I don't know my ass from Bakersfield. Or is it shit from Shinola?
- Jamie Johnson: Either way.
- Eddie Bichon: Grace, I work for my father and so do you! I mean look at us! We both became what we swore we never would!
- Eddie Bichon: I work for my father Grace and so do you. I mean look at us. We both turned into what we swore we never become!