Charlie Sheen credited as playing...
Zane Zaminsky
- Zane Ziminski: [1:21:21] What do I want? I want to blow a hole in your head and donate your organs to science, but I've got a few questions first.
- Char: Why'd they leave?
- Zane Zaminski: They didn't leave.
- Char: How do you know?
- Zane Zaminski: Because we aren't dead yet.
- Phil Gordian: [1:20:15] Zane, you don't look too good.
- Zane Ziminski: Actually, I look like a can of smashed assholes. Here's a tip: If you ever get the chance to travel with a Mexican rodeo, pass
- Zane Ziminski: I come to you with what may be the preeminent discovery of the 20th century, the possibility of extra-solar life, and I get shit-canned for it?
- Char: Well Zane, why do we always have to anlayze everthing?
- Char: Can't you just trust that I love you?
- Zane Zaminski: Algorithms I trust.
- Zane Zaminski: Boolean logic I trust.
- Zane Zaminski: Beautiful women, they just... mystify me.
- Zane Ziminski: What's your point? There's always something that gives me false hope? That I'm wasting my life?
- Char: I didn't say that. But you know, it's interesting that you did.
- Ilana Green: You know, I must say, Zane, I really enjoyed our talk tonight. It's uncommon for me to find someone who can actually grasp the things that I'm passionate about.
- Zane Ziminski: Yeah, I hear ya.