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Christian Slater and Mary Stuart Masterson in Bed of Roses (1996)

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Bed of Roses

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  • Lewis Farrell: I noticed the other morning you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that was because you weren't a breakfast eater... or becuase you thought I was gonna kill you.
  • Lewis Farrell: They'll last longer if you put a little 7-Up in the water. Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but, it works.
  • Lewis Farrell: So.
  • Kim: So.
  • Lewis Farrell: So, you, uh, you must be wondering who I am?
  • Kim: Someone who's making Lisa as happy as I've ever seen her.
  • Lewis Farrell: But?
  • Kim: But, if you hurt her, I'll kill you.
  • [breaks into a big smile]
  • Kim: Okay?
  • Lewis Farrell: Every now and then, um, everybody's entitled to too much perfection.
  • Lisa Walker: What do I say? "Hi, um, it's me. I'm sorry I'm psychotic. But, um, gee, can I have the ring back?"
  • Kim: That sounds good.
  • Kim: Prince Charming probably would have turned out to be a dick.
  • Kim: He's the romantic equivalent of a night-light.
  • Lisa Walker: You say that as if that's a bad thing. I don't have time in my life for anything more.
  • Kim: You got material like this, who wants the truth?
  • Lewis Farrell: I thought if a little water was good, then a bunch...
  • Lisa Walker: Oh, nothing worse than a finicky agapanthis.
  • Lisa Walker: I live on a little planet called reality, where stuff like that just doesn't happen.
  • Wendy: Well, that's a great story, standing in the window Juliet on the balcony...

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