Pauly Shore credited as playing...
- Bud: We have chippies, We have chippies, we got lots of stuff to eat!
- Bud: 'Scuse me miss. Are you tired?
- Mimi: What?
- Bud: Are you tired?
- Mimi: No. Why?
- Bud: 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
- Falkner: What do you guys want out of life?
- Bud: To die and come back as a leotard.
- Bud: Dennis Hopper Blue Velvet, Oh I'm slutty Oh I'm slutty
- Bud: Alright people, stay with the group, and remember, here at the Bio-dome, we are dependent on balancing homos within the system
- Doyle: First Frisky now this! All I know is someone's goin' down!
- Bud: Whoa Doyle! Put the gun down, put the gun down stubs! We don't need evil right now, evil is not good!
- Bud: Russel! How'd you get a job?
- Russell: Fucking President Clinton.
- Doyle: You had sex with President Clinton?
- Bud: I propose that we plant these seeds and I know what your thinkin' "Illegal! Illegal!" but the value of purple sticky punch goes way beyond just tokin' it!
- Bud: Free Mahi Mahi! Free Mahi Mahi!
- Bud: Shaved-down pool nazis oiling up our women and swimming with them in an olympic-sized toilet.
- Bud: Vazquez Lake?
- Doyle: More like Vazquez crap hole.
- Bud: Everything?
- [flash back of Bud And Doyle shaving a dog]
- Bud: SHAVE THE POOCHIE POOCHIE! SHAVE THE POOCHIE POOCHIE!
- Monique: What about hands across America?
- Bud: I had arthritis!
- Monique: Farm aide?
- Doyle: I had fleas!
- Monique: The Save the Whales Campaign?
- Bud: Salt water makes Doyle bloat...?
- Bud: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute! You guys aren't one of those freaky cults are you? Y'know, who dance naked and you want us to take off our clothes and feed us special punch?
- Falkner: ...No...
- Bud: Damn! We were so close.
- Bud: And you're very, VERY good at it Stubs!
- Doyle: Hi, I'm Doyle.
- Bud: And I'm Bud.
- Bud, Doyle: And when where not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.
- Doyle: I don't want to have to eat you!
- Bud: I don't want you to eat me either.
- Bud: We have to show the girls that we care about the environment, too.
- Doyle: Do we?
- Bud: No.
- Bud: Excuse me, miss? Did it hurt?
- Mimi: Did WHAT hurt?
- Bud: When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt?
