- Ari Rose: What? Is there something wrong? Oh, I guess I'm gonna have to sit here and read your mind again. Gee, that's a change. Are you just gonna sit there and ignore me all day? You know what? You're so fucking cold.
- Ari Rose: I had a dream about you.
- Helen Catherine Howe: Maybe you just think you did.
- Ari Rose: No, I did.
- Audition Receptionist: You're for Desert Rose?
- Ari Rose: [nods]
- Audition Receptionist: Name?
- Ari Rose: You don't remember me?
- Audition Receptionist: Never seen you in my life. Name?
- Ari Rose: [reading from list of auditionees] Daniel Geist.
- Dr. Dark: [slapping himself] Girlfriend! Mother! Girlfriend! Mother! Girlfriend! Mother! Girlfriend! Mother! Girlfriend! Mother! No! Yes! Girlfriend! Mother! Girlfriend! Girlfriend! Mother! Girlfriend! Mother! Girlfriend! Mother! Mother! Girlfriend! No! Yes! No! Yes! Mother! See? One and the same.
- Dr. Dark: Hi! I sell ice cream! I really love banana nut swirl, and I'm gonna sell it with all my heart. Oh, gee, no one likes banana nut swirl? Oh well then, I guess I can't sell it anymore, because no one buys it! You are banana nut swirl. What Ira Golub thinks means nothing. Get bought. Pure and simple.