Robert Conrad credited as playing...
Officer Hummell
- Sparky: Maybe you shouldn't mess with that.
- Officer Hummel: Relax, Sparky, I was with the bomb squad for 10 years.
- [does various things to find out if it's really a bomb while Howard and Myron run out of the studio]
- Officer Hummel: Gentlemen, we've been duped. This is nothing but a harmless Christmas package.
- [he rips open the package]
- Myron Larabee: [the bomb goes off, Howard hesitates with a look of shock, and even Myron looks shocked] That really was a bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!
- Sparky: How many years on the bomb squad?
- [Officer Hummel collapses on the floor, charred]
- Officer Hummel: As for you, Turbo Man...
- [saluting]
- Officer Hummel: we could use a man like you on the force.
- Howard Langston: [in Turbo Man costume, saluting back] Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Oh, I'm sorry about the bike, and the coffee, and the bus, and... the bomb.
- Officer Hummel: [During a traffic stop for speeding] License and registration, please?
- Howard Langston: Look, sir, I'm in kind of a hurry. I'm really late for my son's karate class.
- Officer Hummel: Oh, I do apologize if I caused you some sort of delay? How thoughtless of me. Because the last thing that I want on my conchins right now is for a private citizen to somehow be disappointed in the performance of my duty.
- Howard Langston: I wasn't criticizing you, officer. It's just that...
- Officer Hummel: Step out of the vehicle!