Sweet Temptation (1996 TV Movie)

Judyann Elder: Teak

Quotes 

• Billy Stone : Teak! Don't let her flirt with anybody.

  Teak : Oh, Billy, you spoil all the fun.

  Billy Stone : Get home early.

  Jesse Larson : I'll do my best.

  Billy Stone : Do better than that.

• Jesse Larson : Please, God in Heaven, a big, white room. No men, no kids, no pets, not even a house plant.

  Teak : Oh, don't complain. He's adorable.

  Jesse Larson : And sexy and hip.

  Teak : And he's young.

  Jesse Larson : And he loves me. I really think he loves me. How did I get myself into this? All those years was just me and Jade to worry about, and now, I 've got a-a warden, and his kids, and his ex-wife...

  Teak : Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The sex is good, right?

  Jesse Larson : Oh, God. The sex is fantastic. But, it's constant. He never gets enough.

  Teak : Do me a favor, rent him out.

• Jesse Larson : At last.

  Teak : Hi, babe. So, how's your job?

  Jade Larson : My job sucks.

  Jesse Larson : Where have you been?

  Jade Larson : Uh, it was Art Day, today. I had to help Mrs. Simmons clean up.

  Jesse Larson : Well, when I called down there, they said you'd left early.

  Jade Larson : Well, they don't pay me, so they don't even look.

  Jesse Larson : Well, maybe you forgot that you promised you'd come right home and help make these deliveries. Billy's completely outta cookies. We've got a party tonight, and I -

  [notices Jade sharing a cookie with Otis] 

  Jesse Larson : Honey, don't do that, you don't know where he's been.

  Jade Larson : Dogs are cleaner than humans. Mmm. These are good cookies, Mom. The best.

  Jesse Larson : Right. Don't take anymore. We need every one. Are you using that stuff on your face that the doctor gave you?

  Jade Larson : Ugh! Don't do that! I hate it when you examine me.

  Jesse Larson : Well, I pay all this money to a dermatologist, you could at least use the medicine.

  Jade Larson : Nag, nag, nag, nag.

  [walks out of kitchen] 

  Jesse Larson : Jade, the dog! You know I don't like the dog in here when I'm baking! Okay, what do I do?

  Teak : Buy a gun.

  Jesse Larson : And who do I shoot first? Me or her?