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The Van (1996)

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The Van

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  • Larry: I have one for youse, me chips are as burnt as fuck!
  • Bimbo: Got a bit of bad news today. Knocked me back a bit. I was let go.
  • Larry: What?
  • Bimbo: Made redundant.
  • Weslie, Fox Hound Regular: [after Ireland have scraped a 1-1 draw with England during Italia '90] Winston Churchill, Lawrence Of Arabia, Elton John! Yiz can all go *fuck* yerselves!
  • Bimbo: I love Ireland.
  • Larry: [sobs]
  • Larry: I love Ireland.
  • Bimbo: So do I. I love Ireland, Maggie.
  • Maggie: I know you do, love.
  • [Regarding the Christmas menu]
  • Larry: It's a fuckin' turkey or nothin'!
  • Maggie: Do heavy metalers eat chips, Larry?
  • Larry: Probably.
  • Bimbo: [after sinking the van in the river] Mission accomplished.
  • Larry: God, I'm useless.
  • Bimbo: I'm going to kill it.
  • Larry: What?
  • Bimbo: I'm going to kill the poxy van.
  • Larry: Right. You with the head. What do you want?
  • World Peace: World peace.
  • Larry: You're barred.
  • Larry: Here. Show us your money. Your hands are sweaty.
  • Girl: So is your bollocks.

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