Quotes

A Very Brady Sequel

[all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads]
Bobby Brady: If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.
Cindy Brady: If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.
Kitty: I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.
Peter Brady: What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.
Alice: I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.
Greg Brady: Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!
Jan Brady: It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!
Marcia: This is all Jan's fault.

Jan Brady: His name is George.
Marcia Brady: George what?
Jan Brady: George, uhhh Tropicana!
Carol Brady: What a nice name. Is he Cuban?
Jan Brady: No i mean... Glass. George Glass
Marcia Brady: That's funny. I've never heard of a George Glass at our school.
Jan Brady: That's because he's a transfer student. He came in the last week of school. He's really good looking and he thinks I'm super cool.
Marcia Brady: Sure, Jan.

Flight Attendant: [to the Brady kids doing a song, intercom] May I have your attention, please. Would those of you dancing and singing in the aisles, please sit down and shut up!
[everyone on the plane applauds]

Mike Brady: A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought to that gift. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets.

Roy Martin: [wolfing down Alice's spaghetti] Alice, what kind of mushrooms did you put in this sauce?
Alice: Just the ones you had in your room. I thought you might like them.
Roy Martin: [laughing] Oh! Some of my mushrooms.
[Stops laughing]
Roy Martin: Uh-oh!
Alice: And they smell pretty tasty.
[Exits]
Roy Martin: My room? My mushrooms? Oh no!
[the song 'Good Morning Starshine' starts playing]
Carol Brady: Roy, is something wrong?
[Per Roy's hallucination, the flowers on Carol's blouse start dancing around]
Carol Brady: Roy, is something wrong?
Roy Martin: Whoa!
[Carol looks confused]
Roy Martin: Oh my god! I'm tripping with the Bradys!

Carol: Careful, Mike. he's got a gun.
Roy: I don't need a gun to take care of you. I am going to kick your Brady butt.
Cindy: He said the "B" word.

Marcia: [driving down a road in Hawaii] You know what's gross? Guys that don't wear bellbottoms. Yecch

Marcia: Where's Roy? Isn't he going to be joining us?
Alice: I went to his room to wake him up and he told me to 'stuff it'. He must think we're having turkey for lunch.

Marcia: He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."

Marcia: Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.

Roy Martin: You can't believe her. Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness.

Mike Brady: Us Bradys have to stick together, or we'll fall apart. Much like that house of cards. You see, a deck consists of 52 cards, and if the hearts didn't work with the diamonds and the spades with the clubs, then how the heck would we ever play a game of Gin Rummy? So, in keeping with the spirit of togetherness, I'm sure you kids know the right thing to do.

Mike Brady: You seem to be having quite an effect on Peter, Roy.
Roy Martin: Well, it's like I always say: "Veni, Vidi, Vici. I came, I saw, I conquered".
Mike Brady: Well, like I always say: "Caveat Emptor".
Roy Martin: Doesn't that mean "Buyer Beware"?
Mike Brady: Yes yes it does.

Peter Brady: Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.
Mike Brady: Peter, drumsticks are not toys.
Peter Brady: Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons.
Mike Brady: Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.

Mike Brady: Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you
Roy: Is it about where I shop?
Mike Brady: No, but now that you mention it, I have that same suit in brown and green.
Roy: I know. You're wearing it.
Mike Brady: Ah. So I am.

Bobby Brady: Hey Alice, is there anything you want me to find for you?
Alice: Yeah, how about my girlish figure? I haven't seen that in about 20 years.
Carol Brady, Mike Brady: [laughing] Oh Alice.

Carol Brady: Oh, Mike... what are we gonna do?
Mike Brady: Well, I know it seems complicated but... it won't be long before I've got a firm grasp on the situation.
Carol Brady: There's something *I'd* like to get a firm grasp on, Mr. Brady.

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