Nicollette Sheridan credited as playing...
Allison Page • Sally Jones
- Allison: Our car broke down, could we use the phone?
- Chet Walters: Oh, car trouble? Don't get me started. I got a 1975 Fairmont that's as hard to turn over as me on Laguna Beach.
- Allison: [walks in and stands in the Dojo doorway] Hello?
- [jumps and the Bo staff in Harus hands flies across the room]
- Allison: Is this the Takagura Dojo?
- Haru: UUHH? Yyaa... I uummm...
- Allison: Maybe I should come back later.
- Haru: No wait, don't go, I mean... Yes this is the Takagura Dojo. Please come in and have a seat. I am Haru. Wait!
- [stops her from sitting on a pair of throwing stars, throws them behind him and hits a target with perfect aim]
- Allison: That's impressive. I am in need of a ninja, but you seem to be white.
- Haru: Aaahhh. You are observant, as well as beautiful. Have you not heard about the legend about the foreign child who will grow up to be the great white ninja?
- Allison: why no, is that you?
- Haru: Some... say it is so. You see it is written in the holy writ, see it says here, a century shall pass, and then OOHHH! this is the wrong writ, this is the one about the Sensei and two 12 year old twin Geishias, also a good legend, but not the one we are looking for...
- [scrolls further down]
- Haru: aahhh, here is my legend, it says here, that a forgein child will come to our village and learn the ways of the ninja.
- Allison: It's burning.
- Haru: Yes, the words have been seared into my heart as well.
- Allison: No, it's really burning!
- Haru: Yes I can tell,
- [looks over at the rest of the parchment and sees it burning]
- Haru: Oh my God!
- [puts out the fire]
- Haru: They may have a second copy. Let me show you a ample of my skills.
- [pulls on the sword rack and all the weapons fall down]
- Haru: That rack, was not build by ninjas. These however were.
- [starts swinging a 3 section staff around and nearly hits the shelves holding ashes of fallen ninjas]
- Allison: [gasps]
- Haru: Wow! Luck is with me today, for this shrine holds the ashes of our fallen warriors
- [the shelves colapse]
- Haru: Oh! Sensei is going to kill me.
- [picking up pictures and identifying them]
- Haru: Takguri. Master Goe
- [picks up ashes]
- Haru: Sempo? Kai?
- [combines the ashes]
- Haru: At least they all worked as a team.
- Allison: This is excellent, because the job I ask requires great stealth.
- Haru: Aahh, my highest score where in stealth, let me give you an example, turn around, close your eyes and count to 9, when you open them I will be gone.
- Allison: Ok. 1. 2. 3.
- [Haru runs around and hides behind a support beam]
- Allison: 4. 5. 6.
- [runs over to a lamp and tries to hide under the shade]
- Allison: 7. 8. 9.
- [when Allison reaches 9 Haru has jumped through a rice paper door and outside]
- Allison: Haru? Haru?
- Haru: Here I am, Sally Jones, I will accept your dangerous mission.