Eugene Levy credited as playing...
Guy Fontenot
- Hunt: What I remembered the most were the animals.
- Edwards: [smiles] Ah, the animals...
- Hunt: Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. I've seen a bear so powerful... that it *snapped* a man's body in half with his huge jaws. Garrgghh! Garrgghh! I've seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. Now, that'd rip your face right off! Right off! Nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Aggghhh! Aggghhh! Aggghhh! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Auuuggghhh! Auuuggghhh! The fella was screaming, "I'm blind! I can't see! Auuuggghhh! I can't get it off I can't get it off!" *Twice* when I was fishing...
- Edwards: Hunt, Hunt, HUNT! I think you're *scaring* the men.
- Hunt: I think it's best they know. Gives a man courage to know what he's up against.
- Higgins: [Horrified] THERE'S AN ANIMAL NOW!
- [everyone except Edwards and Hunt starts firing at the animal]
- Higgins: We can't kill it! We're all dead! God save us!
- Hunt: Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
- Hunt: [everyone stops firing. Hunt looks closely and sees that the animal is just a squirrel nibbling on an acorn]
- Hunt, Pratt: It's only a squirrel!
- [long awkward pause]
- Pratt: He's got something in his hand!
- Guy Fontenot: Something in his hand!
- [they continue firing at the squirrel]
- Guy Fontenot: He look in our tent! He look at my woman! He saw 'er breast.
- Edwards: Her breast? You saw her breast?