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Crackers (1998)

Quotes

Crackers

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  • Violet: Don't pet me you slut! I knew you always wanted my Jack!
  • Dotty: Oh! That's a lie!
  • Jack: Christ Val! it only lasted for 30 seconds!
  • Jack: [about the death of Bomber] Don't tell me He committed suicide
  • Hilary: Bruno wouldn't hurt a fly
  • Jack: Bullshit!
  • Hilary: It's true! He puts them in a tissue and lets them go
  • Jack: Oh does he?
  • [to Bruno]
  • Jack: So you love disease carrying vermin but you HATED MY DOG!
  • Angus: Ooooh!
  • [notcies some dog poo]
  • Joey: Shit!
  • Angus: That's right! Shit for shithead!
  • Joey: Are you afraid?
  • Albert: Of what?
  • Joey: of Dying? When you're dead you're dead then there's nothing just black.
  • Albert: Have you seen it?
  • Joey: No.
  • Albert: See that ship over there
  • [spots a ship near the horizon]
  • Albert: when it sails away over the horizon How do you know if it's still there?
  • Joey: Just is.
  • Albert: Do you see it?
  • Joey: No.
  • Albert: But you believe it's there?
  • Joey: Yeah of course.
  • Albert: Well it's the same with the Uhh
  • [points to the sky]
  • Joey: What do you reckon it's like?
  • Albert: Oh I know. It's a big old pub and glass with all my mates and free grog and no bloody Karaoke
  • [laughs]
  • Bruno: That's a $400 sharker and my net YOU BLOODY IDIOT!
  • [notices Joey swimming away]
  • Bruno: That's not good!
  • Hilary: You think it's good to have another one.
  • [Bruno picks up another marijuana joint]
  • Bruno: You're avoiding the point.
  • Hilary: Which is?
  • Bruno: Your whole family hates me.
  • Hilary: No, they don't.
  • Bruno: Jack hates me, Val hates me, Joey hates me.
  • Hilary: Joey doesn't hate you.
  • Bruno: Yes, he does, he does, even Angus hates me.

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