- Nick: [on the phone with Kate's mother] Right now? Uh, well... a pair of boxer shorts, a t-shirt and a smile.
- Sam Mayfair: ...it's like, even though you're engaged, when you're with me I really feel like you're WITH me, you know? But the scary thing is I actually kinda like it.
- Kate Mosley: I don't know, Sam. It just feels wrong, you know? It just feels really, really wrong.
- Sam Mayfair: Well, good, 'cause that's the feeling... that you feel... right before... it feels - incredible!
- Kate Mosley: ...This is, uh, this is my Nick.
- Sam Mayfair: [to Kate and Nick alternately] Wow, your Nick. And you're Nick. It's your Nick. I may've had a little too much to drink. I'm her Sam.
- Nick: I'm looking for "Susan's Single Friend Kate." They told me they thought she came out here.
- Kate Mosley: Yeah, that's me. Can I help you?
- Nick: Don't you think that's, uh, kind of strange that she only has one friend?
- Nick: [arriving early and unexpectedly at Kate's office] It's good to see you again...
- [Kate plants a big, sudden kiss on Nick]
- Nick: [in a low voice] I'm-I'm sorry, I didn't know we were on the clock yet.
- Kate Mosley: [also in a low voice] Okay, just shush, grab my ass, kiss my neck, and pull me into the office, okay?
- Nick: Uh, y... yeah... yeah... uh, yes, sir!
- Kate Mosley: You know what, Sam? You're just always going to be that guy at the restaurant who, when he gets what he ordered, always wishes he got what the guy next to him did.
- Kate Mosley: I like men, men like me... but then somewhere in the last year or so, I just... I've just gotten so screwed up.
- Kate Mosley: I don't want to date you, I don't want to marry you, I don't want to have kids with you, I just wanna break up with you.
- Kate Mosley: I want a billboard in the middle of Time Square. Okay? I want... I want a commercial in the middle of the Academy Awards, and I want a 10-page layout in Vanity Fair - and that's... that's what I want.
- Darcy: Yeah, me, too. God, we're shallow!
- Kate Mosley: Well, I mean, I think I should at least know how you take your coffee.
- Nick: Well, I'm confused. You don't know? I mean, didn't you, uh, make me up?
- Nick: [alone at the table with Kate, gazing upon her] I suddenly realized I haven't told you how beautiful you look tonight.
- Kate Mosley: Oh, Nick, come on. Don't waste that stuff. Nobody's here. They can't hear you.
- Kate Mosley: [on the phone with her mother, exasperated] A diaphragm, a sponge and a rubber. Good-bye.
- Rita Mosely: I'd like a grandchild. So, shoot me.
- Kate Mosley: All right, Ma. Well, you'll be happy to know I'm looking into getting some eggs frozen.
- Rita Mosely: Wonderful. I can tell everyone I'm having a grandsicle.
- Nick: So how do you think it's going?
- Kate Mosley: Um, fine, I guess. But, you know, if one of us doesn't start this fight pretty soon, um, everyone's gonna MISS it.