- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: [after Julie succeeds in a task she found difficult] Congratulations, Julie-san.
- Julie Pierce: Congratulations? That's all you're gonna say is congratulations? Don't I get a belt or something?
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Buy belt more.
- Julie Pierce: No, I mean a karate belt. Brown belt, black belt.
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Why need belt?
- Julie Pierce: So everyone knows I'm good!
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: You know you good. That important thing.
- Julie Pierce: Oh come on, even Elvis Presley got a black belt.
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Borrow from Elvis next time see him.
- Julie Pierce: What's going on?
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Nothing. Just monks having good time.
- Julie Pierce: I thought they were supposed to be spiritual
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Julie Pierce: I wish I had courage like you.
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: I wish I had chocolate bar with almonds.
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: The sun is warm, the grass is green.
- Julie Pierce: What?
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: If today Julie-san get angry, just you repeat those words.
- Miyagi: It's stupid when neighborhood gangs kill each other with no reason. It's stupid when countries fight wars. Not stupid to respect all living things.
- [Dugan is upset that no one else is willing to fight Julie]
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Enough!
- Colonel Dugan: No. It's not. War ain't over because one battle is.
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Then we fight.
- Colonel Dugan: [surprised/obliges] Oh yes.
- [takes cap off to reveal tough bald head]
- Colonel Dugan: I'm gonna put your lights out
- [Dugan grabs Miyagi's shirt and prepares to strike him but Miyagi easily rips Dugan's hands off. Dugan is shocked; the two then fight and after a moment it's over]
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: [holding Dugan to ground and preparing to strike him] Now time to put your lights out.
- [Mr. Miyagi instead lets him go. Dugan is very embarrassed. The students go up to him disappointed]
- Ned: You said, you had all the answers, Colonel.
- [after a brief pause]
- Ned: You were wrong.
- Julie Pierce: [Julie's babysitting three VERY active boys] What are you doing here?
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Miyagi figure children no have enough toys, so bring more. Nerf balls, flying discs, all kinds good stuff. You just have fun.
- Julie Pierce: Have fun? Miyagi, they don't need any more toys, they need three child-sized straight jackets!
- Julie Pierce: When do I learn how to break boards and stuff like that?
- Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Why break boards? What boards do to you? That kind stuff not teach you how to conquer anger, Julie-san. Understand?
- Julie Pierce: Yeah.
- Julie Pierce: I never think about my future.
- Eric McGowen: Sure you do. What're you going to do next month?
- Julie Pierce: Don't know.
- Eric McGowen: What're you going to do next week?
- Julie Pierce: Don't care.
- Eric McGowen: What're you going to do in the next five seconds?
- Julie Pierce: I'm going to make you swear that you won't tell anybody about the hawk.