- Cliff Spab: [to his captors; sarcastic tone] Hi, my name's Rick Forsythe. I live in Silver Pond with my parents George and Edna Forsythe, and my sister Suzanne. I'm president of the debate team, and captain of my baseball team over at Silver Pond High. I have a dog named Rusty, and my hobbies include coin collecting and dry-humping cheerleaders.
- Cliff Spab: Morrow, what's the deal?
- Morrow Streeter: "What's the deal?" You mean, what am I sure of? The only thing I'm sure of is that everything's unsure.
- [last lines]
- Cliff Spab: Wendy?
- Wendy Pfister: Spab?
- Cliff Spab: Wendy.
- Wendy Pfister: Spab.
- Cliff Spab: Wendy.
- Wendy Pfister: Spab.
- Cliff Spab: So are we gettin' married or what?
- Wendy Pfister: Hey, guy. You fucking know it.
- [Cliff is trying to comfort Wendy]
- Cliff Spab, Wendy Pfister: [singing together] As long as we have each other...
- Cliff Spab: Thanks for the ride, Monica.
- Monica Dice: Take care of yourself, Cliff. Good luck going back to being a nobody!