Eric Lloyd credited as playing...
Charlie Calvin
- Charlie: Whoa, Dad! You're flying!
- Scott Calvin: It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.
- Charlie: Get the bag of toys.
- Scott Calvin: And do what?
- Charlie: Go down the chimney.
- Scott Calvin: Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, IN MY UNDERWEAR?
- Bernard: I'll ship the list to your house.
- Scott Calvin: What list?
- Bernard: You know, the list.
- [sings quietly]
- Bernard: He's making a list...
- Charlie: [singing loudly] Checkin' it twice!
- Elves: [chorusing] Gonna find out who's naughty or nice!
- [Bernard groans]
- Bernard: What's all this boo-hooin' going on here?
- [to Neil, who suddenly backs away from him]
- Bernard: Hey, how are you doing?
- Scott: Nothing, Bernard. I'm just saying good-bye to Charlie.
- Bernard: What good-bye? Charlie, you've still got the glass ball I gave you, right?
- Charlie: Yeah.
- Bernard: Well, all you've got to do is shake it, whenever you want to see your dad.
- Charlie: [his face lights up] Really?
- Bernard: He can come back to see you anytime, day or night. Hey, have i ever steered ya wrong?
- Charlie: Neil's a really good cook.
- Scott Calvin: Yeah, and you should see him walk on water.
- Charlie: You don't like him very much, do you, Dad?
- Scott Calvin: Charlie, I'm sorry, I was just kidding around around. Sure I like him. But there's just something about him that makes me want to -...
- Charlie: Lash out irrationally?
- Scott Calvin: Now, where did you hear that?
- Charlie: From Neil. I learn a lot from him. He listens to me.
- Scott Calvin: Yeah! And he charges you for it.
- Charlie: These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they?
- Scott Calvin: I hope not. These are... A gift. Probably from the cable company. We're getting the Disney Channel now. Merry Christmas.
- Charlie: Dad?
- Scott Calvin: What is it, Charlie?
- Charlie: Maybe you better leave some milk and cookies out, just in case. Okay?
- Scott Calvin: Great. I'll just go pre-heat the oven.
- Charlie: And don't forget the fire extinguisher!
- Scott Calvin: Good night, Charlie!
- Scott Calvin: [the bag lifts him up] Hey, hey, HEY, wait! There is no chimney here, okay? No chimney!
- Charlie: Lookin' good, Dad.
- Scott Calvin: [hovers over a thin pipe] You have *got* to be kidding me.
- Charlie: [after Santa has fallen off of the roof] Look, Dad, he disappeared.
- Scott Calvin: [looks around] He's naked somewhere.
- Scott Calvin: Here we are. Denny's. Always open.
- Charlie: I don't wanna eat here.
- Scott Calvin: What are you talking about? Everybody likes Denny's, it's an American institution.
- Dr. Neil Miller: Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
- Charlie: That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child.
- Dr. Neil Miller: You're going to make a great psychiatrist someday, kid.
- Charlie: Nah. I think that I'm going to go into the family business.
- Charlie: [about Neil] I learn a lot from him. He listens to me.
- Scott Calvin: Yeah, then he charges you for it.
- Scott Calvin: Whoa! This could be a really long night.
- Charlie: Do it again Dad, please?
- Scott Calvin: [picks up the bag] I can't, the thing's empty.
- [Comet the reindeer gets angry and growls]
- Scott Calvin: There's nothing in the bag. Even if there was, did you notice there is no chimney? Where there's no chimney, there's no fireplace.
- Scott Calvin: [Comet growls] Are you growling at me?
- Scott Calvin: [Comet nods his head] Look, Comet, like I said there is nothing left...
- Charlie: Whoa, how did you do that? How did that feel, Dad?
- Scott Calvin: It felt like "America's Most Wanted".