- Elizabeth: ...You say the Mommy Market has been here since 1742?
- Edward: That's the year it was established. It hasn't always been the way it is now. It used to be called the Parental Exchange, Female Division.
- Harry Martin: Is there a Male Division - like, a Daddy Market we can go to?
- Edward: You can go there instead. But nobody can go to both. That's always been disastrous.
- Mrs. Mommy Martin: Who do you think you are? You can't just go around doing what ever you want! And Elizabeth, cigarettes, really. Well, that's it! You're all grounded! Period! Understand? There's no camp, no allowance, no TV, no nothing. Now up to your room, right now this instant! I am furious!
- Harry Martin: But mom...
- Mrs. Mommy Martin: Don't "But mom" me! Things are going to change around here permanently. Now, march!