- [Hercules is walking through a cavern where dozens of Arachne's cocooned victims are bound in spider's web]
- Hercules: This is one big web site.
- Opening Credits Narrator: [Narrating] This is the story of a time long ago - a time of myth and legend. When the ancient gods were petty and cruel, and they plagued mankind with suffering, only one man dared to challenge their power - Hercules. Hercules possessed a strength the world had never seen - a strength surpassed only by the power of his heart. He journeyed the Earth - battling the minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera, the all-powerful queen of the gods. But wherever there was evil, wherever an innocent would suffer, there would be Hercules.
- Loki: Rage makes a poor tactician.
- [after bopping a thug in the face with his own forehead]
- Salmoneus: Ahh! How do people do that without getting headaches?
- Trojan Fugitive: [poking a spear at a trembling bush] Come out, spy!
- Weyland the Slave: [standing up indignantly] I'm not a spy! I'm a slave!
- Trojan Fugitive: We do not accept slaves in Troy.
- Weyland the Slave: That's all right. I'm used to prejudice.