- [Casper sitting on his old sled, takes his baseball cap off]
- Casper: I begged and begged my dad to give me this sled, but he acted like I couldn't even have it, because I didn't know how to ride it. But then one morning, I came down for breakfast and there it was, just for me, for no reason at all. I took it out, went sledding all day. And my dad said "That's enough." But I couldn't stop, I was having so much fun. It got late, got dark, got cold... and I got sick, and my dad got sad.
- Kat: What's it like to die?
- Casper: Like... being born, only backwards. I remember, I didn't go where I was supposed to go. I just stayed behind, so my dad wouldn't be lonely.
- Amelia Harvey: James, I know you have been searching for me, but there's something you must understand. You and Kat loved me so well when I was alive that I have no unfinished business, please don't let me be yours.
- Amelia Harvey: That was a very noble thing you did tonight, Casper. I know Kat will never forget it. She needs her father. And I know yours won't forget it either. You fulfilled his greatest dream, Casper, and I know he is very, very proud of you. And for what you've done, I'm giving you your dream in return. But it's just for tonight. Sort of a Cinderella deal.
- Casper: So I have until midnight?
- Amelia Harvey: Ten.
- Casper: Hey, Cinderella got until midnight.
- Amelia Harvey: Cinderella wasn't twelve years old.
- Dr. Harvey: I thought I had a hundred things to say when I saw you... but - how?
- Amelia Harvey: Let's just say you know three crazy ghosts who kept their word.
- Dr. Harvey: Honey, I think it's time that we sat down and had a little talk.
- Kat: It's a little late for that, Dad.
- Dr. Harvey: How late?
- Kat: Oh, don't worry, not that late.
- Clint Eastwood: [the image of Clint Eastwood appears in the mirror] I'm gonna kill you... your momma... and all her bridge-playing friends.
- [face Changes again, this time to Rodney Dangerfield]
- Rodney Dangerfield: You think YOU got it tough? I got a facelift! And there's one that looks just like it underneath!
- [last lines]
- Kat: [after everyone has left] Not bad for my first party, huh?
- Casper: [friendly] Couldn't have been better.
- Dr. Harvey: It ain't over yet. BOYS!
- [the Ghostly Trio appears and start playing Casper's song]
- Kat: Sometimes I worry that I'm starting to forget.
- Casper: Forget what?
- Kat: My mom. Just certain things. The sound of her making breakfast downstairs. The way she'd put on her lipstick, so carefully. I do remember, she always used Ivory soap, and when she'd hug me, I'd breathe her in, so deep. And I remember before I'd go to sleep she'd whisper in my ear, "stardust in the eyes, rosy cheeks, and a happy girl in the morning." Casper?
- Casper: Hmm?
- Kat: If my mom's a ghost, did she forget about me?
- Casper: No. She'd never forget you. Kat?
- Kat: [about to sleep] Mm-hmm?
- Casper: If I were alive, would you go to the Halloween dance with me?
- Kat: Mm-hmm.
- Casper: Kat?
- Kat: Mm-hmm.
- Casper: [whispers] Can I keep you?
- Kat: Mm-hmm.
- [Casper kisses Kat on the cheek]
- Kat: Casper, close the window. It's cold.
- [Casper curls up in bed by Kat's side]
- Carrigan Crittenden: DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you flaccid little worm, you!
- Dibs: Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in!
- [Carrigan laughs]
- Dibs: You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's "always kick 'em when they're down." And baby, you're six feet under. Oh, what a shame!
- [grabs vial and prepares to break it]
- Dibs: Sorry, sweetheart, we're through!
- Carrigan Crittenden: I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm, you!
- Dibs: [chuckles sarcastically] You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house, with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog called Carrigan... a b----, just like you! I've got the power! I've got the treasure!
- Carrigan Crittenden: And you have a flight to catch!
- Dibs: Huh?
- [Carrigan flings Dibs out the window]
- Carrigan Crittenden: [turns to Casper and Kat, calmly] Any other takers?
- Casper: No, but aren't you forgetting something?
- Carrigan Crittenden: *What*?
- Casper: Yourrr unfinished business.
- Carrigan Crittenden: My *what*?
- Kat: You know, unfinished business. *All* ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.
- Carrigan Crittenden: Unfinished business? I *have* no unfinished business. I have my treasure, my mansion. I have *everything*. I'm... just... perfect!
- [laughs triumphantly till a beam of light bursts out of her body]
- Carrigan Crittenden: [gasps] Wait! Wait! I lied!
- [more lights beams burst from her]
- Carrigan Crittenden: I have unfinished business - lots of unfinished business! I-I'm not ready to cross over yet! Wait! You tricked me, you rotten little rats!
- [screams as she explodes, dropping the vial and chest, then Kat lunges for the vial and the chest hits the floor, opening the lid]
- [after seeing a ghost]
- Kat: Dad, I'm sorry.
- Dr. Harvey: For what?
- Kat: For not believing you, for thinking you were a total loser.
- Dr. Harvey: Aww honey... apologize later!
- [Dr Harvey is a ghost]
- Dr. Harvey: [sits up, then flies in a parabola as he dives toward the floor sideways] I'm *free*! I've never felt so good in my *life*! And I can flyeeeee!
- [He crashes into the floor]
- Fatso: Rookie.
- Stretch: Stinkie, work with him.
- Carrigan Crittenden: [stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe] Damn it, Dibs! This won't hurt a bit! Stop bein' such a weenie! It's just business! COME ON!
- Stinkie: [the Ghostly Trio along with Dr. Harvey are out partying, and Dr. Harvey is drunk, singing karaoke] Hey, this Dr. Harvey's got a lot of spirit, you know what I'm sayin'?
- Stretch: Yeah, but he's got his whole miserable life ahead of him.
- Fatso: So we could do him a favor, and put him out of his misery.
- Stretch: Yeah. Hey, good idea. We've been The Ghostly Trio long enough. Time to make it a... quartet!
- Stretch: [eating breakfast with Stinkie and Fatso] Ya know what the problem is? Casper's got no respect for us.
- Fatso: After all we've done for the little glowworm.
- Stretch: Yeah. HEY!
- [he sees Casper cleaning the mess the trio made on the floor, via their breakfast]
- Stretch: What the hell do ya think you're doin', Bulbhead? This floor used to be dirty enough to eat off of.
- Casper: But we have company.
- Stretch: Oh, yeah? Well, company loves misery.
- [he turns into a Nike]
- Stretch: BOOM!
- [he kicks Casper out of the way and the whole trio laughs and cheers]
- [Dr Harvey pulls at the carpet to stop him rolling down the stairs, it comes away and he rolls down the stairs in the carpet]
- Stinkie: Sushi, anyone? California roll, comin' up!
- Stretch: [the door knocks three times slowly] That was fast. I... I believe it's for you, Doc.
- [supernatural music plays as light starts to shine in the room. Dr. Harvey starts to answer it but looks back]
- Stinkie: [with Stretch] Go.
- [Dr. Harvey continues his way to the door. The music intensifies. When he opens the door, light shines in his face and he stares in awe]
- Dr. Harvey: Amelia?
- [the light and music fade as Fatso reveals himself in a red dress and makeup. He notices Dr. Harvey]
- Fatso: MY MAN!
- [he pulls him in for a kiss]
- Fatso: MMMMMMMM-WAH!
- [Dr. Harvey falls to the floor]
- Fatso: Hmm.
- [Fatso laughs smugly]
- Mr. Rugg: [reading Mr Crittenden's will] To the Save the Dolphins Foundation, $11million. To the Save The Pumas Foundation, $1.2million. To the Padigonian Wasps Foundation, $1.4million. To The Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation...
- Carrigan Crittenden: The hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?
- Dibs: [clears throat] I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank, in her life, and, er, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.
- Mr. Rugg: Let's see.
- [reads]
- Mr. Rugg: Bobcats, Owls, Snakes, Daughter; Carrigan, Whipstaff Manor in Maine.
- Carrigan Crittenden: And?
- Mr. Rugg: And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me.
- Carrigan Crittenden: Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand waiting for him to take it or like it and return his one lousy piece of property?
- Mr. Rugg: No it was lousy 50 years ago. Now it's condemned. Enjoy.
- [gives the will to Carrigan]
- Carrigan Crittenden: Wait a minute. This is not fair! I protest! I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins to court!
- Mr. Rugg: Knock yourself out.
- Kat: I know it looks kind of funky and stuff from the outside. But, I mean, I don't know... Inside it's kind of cool.
- Amber Whitmire: Well, yeah, if you drink blood.
- Kat: In two years I have been to nine different schools, eaten in nine cafeterias. I can't even remember anyone's name.
- Kat: For once, I would just like to be in one place long enough to make a friend.
- Dr. Harvey: Honey, you will. I mean, come on, we're movin' to Friendship, Maine. Even I might make one.
- Kat: You better, Dad. 'Cause a single guy your age is more likely to become a bank hostage than to make new friends.
- [the Ghostly Trio are about to kill James to make them one of them]
- Dr. Harvey: [turns to them, drunkenly] Can I just say something here... and get a little personal?
- [the Ghostly Trio chatter in agreement as they hide their weapons to do away James]
- Dr. Harvey: Well, you know... I just got to tell you... You guys reminds me of what it's like to hang out with the boys.
- [as James is not looking, the Ghostly Trio creep from behind him getting ready to attack]
- Dr. Harvey: I mean, you are absolutely there for each other.
- [James turns to the Ghostly Trio, they grin nervously trying to hide their weapons]
- Dr. Harvey: I mean, you look life right in the face and you say, "I'm a ghost, I don't need you. Mmm!" Well, you know what? I'm going to tell that Miss Critten-Picken... uh... Crichton-Critten... Crut... I'm going to that that lady... you aren't going anywhere! It's your house; you're haunting it! Possession is nine-tenths of the law!
- Stretch, Fatso, Stinkie: [stunned hearing this] No!
- Dr. Harvey: Yes!
- Stretch, Fatso, Stinkie: NO!
- Dr. Harvey: Yes!
- [the Ghostly Trio groan in annoyance as he wraps their arms around them]
- Dr. Harvey: I didn't think so at first, but... you guys are great. I love you, guys.
- [the Ghostly Trio go alarmed hearing these words as James delivers an exasperatingly drunken kiss to each of them, the Ghostly Trio then begin crying feeling touched by this]
- Stretch: [tosses the broken beer bottle away] What a sweetheart!
- Fatso: [tosses a harpoon arrow to the wall] I can't creak him now!
- Stinkie: Me neither! No way!
- [Stinkie sets the rifle off causing bits of the ceiling to fall on the floor]