- Hal Griffith: How'd they get you to stay?
- Louanne: They gave me candy and called me their light.
- Hal Griffith: That'll do it.
- Mr. Grandey: This wouldn't happened to have been their reward for reading poetry would it?
- Louanne: In my classroom, poetry is its own reward.
- Emilio Ramirez: What, are you gonna give me some advice? Just say no? Well, forget it! How the fuck are you gonna save me from my life, huh?
- Louanne: [In reference to Emilio while eating a Butterfinger chocolate] I'll get you, you little fucker.