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Funny Bones (1995)

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Funny Bones

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  • Nicky: Where were you born?
  • Jack Parker: Blackpool.
  • Nicky: Why Blackpool?
  • Jack Parker: I wanted to be near to my mother.
  • Nicky: Have you lived in Blackpool all your life?
  • Jack Parker: Not yet.
  • Tommy Fawkes: Why do all the best things in life belong to the past?
  • Bruno Parker: I never saw anything funny that didn't cause pain.
  • Steve Campbell: Tell me, of this list, which do you think is the odd one out? House... school... dog... cinema... church.
  • Jack Parker: [after some thought] Dog.
  • Steve Campbell: [smiles] Good!
  • Jack Parker: 'Cause a dog wouldn't go to the cinema, would it?
  • Steve Campbell: [stares at Jack for a bit, then composes himself] Which of *these* is the odd one out... Malice... jealousy... greed... envy... and... *kindness*.
  • Jack Parker: [triumphantly] 'And'!
  • Stanley Sharkey: It's all getting very French. And I don't like it.

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