- Fatbuckle: Boy, that driver must think he's going to a fire.
- Thinbuckle: I wish we were going to a fire. This air conditioning is freezing.
- [Thinbuckle yawns and then falls asleep]
- Nobuckle: I'm cold and stiff, I can't move!
- [while thinking of a solution for a fundraiser]
- Gumby: [to Fatbuckle] Fatbuckle, I like the sound of "farmer's benefits". So, is it settled? We'll have benefit concerts?
- Fatbuckle: I'm all for it!
- Thinbuckle: I'm all for it!
- Professor Kapp: Oh my! This music does things to my brain!
- Prickle: It does things to my spine!
- Goo: It makes me feel funny all over!
- Claybert: I'll tell you, it's cold in here; colder than a witch's heart. Must be a light switch here some way.
- Gumby: Hey, fellas! What do you know? Our first break on TV! Lucky sure works fast.
- Fatbuckle: [drumbeat]
- Thinbuckle: Man, our first TV appearance!
- [guitar solo]
- Nobuckle: Wow! Think I should get a haircut?
- Prickle: Take this back. and bring me another thick shake. And get your circuits fixed before you make another mess.
- [after Pokey, Prickle, and Goo got fused together into a multi-character clay ball]
- Pokey: I won't believe it. It can't be true!
- Prickle: "To believe or not to believe?" That is a question.
- Goo: You'd better start believing it 'cause I'm uncomfortable! Now everybody pull themselves together... I... I mean "apart".
- Prickle: Impossible, Goo. Somebody call an ambulance.
- [Tara and Ginger arrive just in time at the farm before the robot Gumby attempts to kidnap Pokey, Prickle, and Goo]
- Tara: Don't get in the truck! That's not Gumby, it's a robot! It'll lock you in there the way Gumby was kidnapped! Run!
- [a robot waiter knocks over Prickle's milkshake]
- Prickle: [annoyed] That robot REALLY has his wires crossed...
- [Prickle and Goo are working in the garden]
- Prickle: [about Pokey] You know, Goo? I think Pokey is sick. He's still sitting in the back-seat of the car.
- Goo: Oh, Pokey's hurt cause Gumby spends so much time now with the Clayboys. They usually do almost everything together.
- Prickle: Yeah. I guess Pokey feels left out.
- Prickle: Somebody kidnapped him, that's for sure. They made a robot copy of him. We've got to catch up with Gumby and tell him.
- Tara: Don't get in the truck. That's not Gumby! It's a robot. It'll lock you in there the way Gumby was kidnapped. Run!
- Prickle: Goo has been kidnapped by the robot that looks just like you. It just drove away with Goo locked in the van.
- [Gumbo slides down the fireman's pole trampling Pokey]
- Gumbo: Pokey, when are you going to learn not to stand by this pole?
- [at the benefit concert, giving their opinions on the Clayboy's music]
- Professor Kapp: Oh my! This music does things to my brain!
- Prickle: It does things to my spine!
- Goo: It makes me feel funny all over!
- [Goo gives Lowbelly his lunch]
- Goo: Here, Lowbelly. Here's your lunch.
- Goo: [picks up the pearl Lowbelly cried earlier] Oh, what a pretty marble!
- [Goo returns to the table]
- Goo: [showing Gumby the pearl] Gumby, look at this strange marble I found in the hay. Isn't it beautiful?
- [Goo gives the pearl to Gumby]
- Goo: Gumby, look at this strange marble I found in the hay. Isn't it beautiful?
- Gumby: [examining the pearl] It's a beauty alright; but I don't think it's a marble. It looks like a pearl!
- [Gumby gives the pearl to Thinbuckle to examine]
- Gumby: [to Thinbuckle] Here, Thinbuckle. What does it look like to you?
- Thinbuckle: [after close examination] It sure looks like a pearl my dad bought for my mother, and it cost a lotta money, man!
- [Thinbuckle passes the pearl back to Gumby who then passes it over to Fatbuckle; Fatbuckle puts the pearl in his mouth and bites it]
- Thinbuckle: [Fatbuckle takes the pearl out of his mouth and gives it back to Gumby]
- Fatbuckle: [after examining the pearl] I'll bet it's a real pearl! I'd say it's worth at least a thousand dollars!
- Gumby: Well, I'm gonna show it to Professor Kapp. He'll tell us if it's real for sure!
- [Gumby visits Professor Kapp's lab and startles the professor]
- Gumby: [after knocking over a shelf filled with beakers and bunsen burners] Oh, I'm awfully sorry, professor. I shouldn't pop in on you so fast like that.
- Professor Kapp: Don't worry about that, son. It was just one of my many unsuccessful experiments. No harm done, really. Oh my! Well then, what can I do for you, Gumby?
- Gumby: [about the pearl] Goo found this in our barn. We thought you could tell us if it's a real pearl or not.
- [Gumby gives Professor Kapp the pearl]
- Professor Kapp: Now, uh... let me get a good look at this with my crystal lazienalizer.
- [Kapp places the pearl inside the analyzer as the machine analyzes it]
- Professor Kapp: [pointing to the computer screen] Oh, and on this screen over here, we'll soon get the answer.
- Gumby: [as the computer reads out the data] Wow! Thank you, professor! This'll be a good start on our farmer's benefit fund. We are having a benefit concert in the park tomorrow, and you're invited!
- Professor Kapp: [to Gumby; as he leaves his lab] Oh, thank you, Gumby! I wouldn't miss it for anything!
- [Gumby is locked in the back of the refrigerator van by the Thinbuckle robot]
- Gumby: Hey, Thinbuckle! I wanna ride in the cab.
- [Gumby enters Professor Kapp's lab; Professor Kapp is startled by Gumby's presence and knocks over a set of glass shelves filled with test tubes and beakers loaded with chemicals which all shatter causing a mess on the floor]
- Gumby: Oh, I'm awfully sorry, Professor. I shouldn't pop in on you so fast like that.
- Professor Kapp: Oh, don't worry, son. That was just one of my many unsuccessful experiments. No harm done really. Oh my! Now then, what can I do for you, Gumby?
- Gumby: [while presenting the pearl that Goo found in the barn near Lowbelly] Goo found this in our barn. We thought you could tell us if it's a real pearl or not.
- [Gumby hands the pearl to Professor Kapp]
- Professor Kapp: Now, hmm. Now, um, lemme have a good look at this with my crystal laser analyzer.
- [Gumby follows Professor Kapp over to the analyzer who then places the pearl on the tray; Kapp then walks over the computer and presses a key to start the anaylzer]
- Professor Kapp: Oh, and on this screen over here, we'll soon get the answer!
- [Kapp taps a couple of keys on the keyboard of the computer that bring up the chemical, type, and value in that order; the computer reads out the data]
- Gumby: Wow! Thank you, Professor. This'll be a good start on our Farmer's benefit fund. We're having a benefit concert in the park tomorrow, and you're invited!
- [Gumby leaves Professor Kapp's lab]
- Professor Kapp: Oh, thank you, Gumby. I wouldn't miss it for anything!
- [Goo gives Lowbelly his lunch]
- Goo: Here, Lowbelly. Here's your lunch.
- [Goo notices the pearl in the hay that Lowbelly cried when the band was rehearsing earlier]
- Goo: Ooh, what a pretty marble!
- [Goo picks up the pearl and heads back to the table where everyone is eating; she gives the pearl to Gumby]
- Goo: Gumby, look at this strange marble I found in the hay. Isn't it beautiful?
- Gumby: [examining the pearl] It's a beauty, all right. But I don't think it's a marble. It looks like a pearl. Here, Thinbuckle. What's it look like to you?
- [Gumby hands the pearl to Thinbuckle; Thinbuckle examines it]
- Thinbuckle: Sure looks like a pearl my dad bought for my mother; and it cost a lotta money, man!
- [Thinbuckle passes it back to Gumby who then hands it over to Fatbuckle who puts it in his mouth and attempts to bite down on it; Fatbuckle takes the pearl out of his mouth and hands it back to Gumby]
- Fatbuckle: I'll bet it's a real pearl! I say it's worth at least, a thousand dollars.
- Gumby: Well, I'm gonna show it to Professor Kapp. He'll tell us if it's real for sure!
- [Tara and Ginger arrive just in time to stop Pokey, Prickle and Goo from being kidnapped by the Gumby robot]
- Tara: Don't get in the truck! That's not Gumby. It's a robot. It'll lock you in there the way Gumby was kidnapped! Run!
- [Prickle carries the Lowbelly robot clone covered in manure to the tub filled with water]
- Prickle: One stinking dog coming up.
- [the robot clone short circuits when Prickle places it in the tub]
- Pokey: Holy Toledo! What happened?
- Goo: I think something awful has happened to Lowbelly.
- Prickle: Hey, this wasn't Lowbelly! This was a robot.
- Pokey: I thought he was acting strange ever since we left the café.
- Goo: Oh, then where is Lowbelly?
- Prickle: Somebody kidnapped him, that's for sure. They made a robot copy of him. We gotta catch up with Gumby and tell him. C'mon!
- [Prickle, Goo and Pokey head for the car; Prickle tries to start the engine, but it won't start]
- Prickle: Goo, while I try to fix the motor, you'd better look up the number of that TV station, KBLK, and try to phone Gumby.
- [Gumby, Prickle, Goo, and the Clayboys are having lunch in the barn after the band's rehearsal]
- Goo: Thank you, Fatbuckle; and I picked everything fresh from the garden.
- Gumby: Uh, say. Where's Pokey? He's usually always hungry.
- Prickle: Oh, he's still out in the car. He's feeling bad about something.
- Gumby: Golly! I'd better go see what's the matter.
- [Gumby excuses himself and heads outside to the car to find a depressed Pokey sitting in the backseat]
- Gumby: Pokey, what's the matter? Are you sick?
- Pokey: Oh, I'm not much good to you anymore. Now that you're always playing with the Clayboys.
- Gumby: Oh, I didn't realize you felt left out. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. You're going to be with me in the new dance act! You'll be out in the front of the band with me!
- [Pokey perks up at the news]
- Pokey: Sounds like fun! I'm suddenly real hungry.
- [Pokey gets out of the car and walks with Gumby back into the barn]
- Gumby: Goo fixed you a carrot cucumber tomato sandwich.