Quotes

Bedrooms and Hallways

Darren: [describing Jeremy] Seething animal passions about to erupt through the pie crust of decorum.

Angie: Leo, you are a strawberry blond. You can't go out with an ash blonde. It's not right!

Angie: Oh, Leo, relax. You're quite right to choose men: women are complicated. I mean, men are kind of pathetic, but at least you know where you are.

Leo: Why do I have to have such a complicated sex life?
Darren: It's because you give off complicated vibrations. Simplify your vibrations, your sex life simplifies itself.

Sybil: [after having sex] I love being a woman, not because of you but because of me.

Sally: [finds a blindfolded naked man cuffed to her bed] What the hell is this?
Darren: OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GERALDINE, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE SEVENTEEN!
Sally: My name is not Geraldine and it's not my birthday
Darren: Isn't it? This is 25 Shelldrake Avenue?
Sally: No this is 23 Shelldrake Avenue
Darren: Oh, how appallingly embarrassing of me, I'm an S&M-ogram, I must've gotten the wrong address
[embarrassed, under his breath]
Darren: oh no!
Sally: Wait... don't I know you?
Darren: God I hope not
[she unties blindfold, he recognizes her]
Darren: AHH!

Leo: [Reading from dust jacket] "Margaret Thatcher put the C back in conservatism."

Darren: What else do you want? He's gorgeous, he's charming and he made breakfast.
Leo: I mean the man is on the rebound, you know from women in general. I mean, he wants me because I'm not a woman.
Darren: It seems a very good reason to want someone.
Leo: But it's a negative reason, Darren. He wants me for what I'm not, not for what I am.
Darren: Any good in bed?
Leo: Yeah, yeah, he was, but...
Darren: [interrupting] Well then keep him.

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