Jennifer Love Hewitt credited as playing...
Amanda Beckett
- Stoner Guy: Preston? I dunno, his hair's kinda, I dunno, brown?
- Matt, Watermelon Guy: No, it's not really brown. Oh, he's tall.
- Stoner Guy: Yeah, he's kinda kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's like always wearing like t-shirts.
- Amanda Becket: So, he's sort of tall?
- Stoner Guy: Kind of.
- Amanda Becket: With... hair?
- Stoner Guy: Yeah.
- Amanda Becket: And he wears t-shirts sometimes?
- Stoner Guy: Yeah.
- Matt, Watermelon Guy: Yes.
- Amanda Becket: That's it?
- Matt, Watermelon Guy: Yes
- Stoner Guy: Well... I mean, he's Preston. It's Preston. Ya know?
- Matt, Watermelon Guy: I like that guy.
- Stoner Guy: Pres-STONE!
- [Amanda turns and walks off]
- Stoner Guy: You know who else I like, who never got much play? Is Velma, from Scooby-Doo
- Matt, Watermelon Guy: Rooby Rooby Roo!
- Stoner Guy: She - right - she was also a cool - she was a hip, hip, lady.
- Matt, Watermelon Guy: Hip Chick.
- Mike Dexter: Who's gonna want you now?
- Amanda Becket: [Looking at her letter] Somebody.
- Mike Dexter: Somebody? More like... nobody!
- Amanda Becket: Gosh, Mike. You really got me.
- Amanda Becket: Hi, umm... Do you happen to know who Preston Myers is?
- Earth Girl: Du'uh. He only sat like, right next to you in freshman English. But I guess you wouldn't remember that. I mean, why would Amanda Beckett pay any attention to a unique spirit like Preston, or even a unique spirit like me? Maybe it's because she's a little busy ordering around her little conformist flock of sheep. *Sheep!* You are all sheep. Baah!
- [off-screen:]
- Earth Girl: Baah!
- [after being hit on by drunk guys]
- Reminiscing Guy: Hey Amanda.
- Amanda Becket: Hey.
- Reminiscing Guy: Remember that time we danced at the sock hop?
- Amanda Becket: Yeah.
- Reminiscing Guy: I just wanted you to know I had the hugest boner and I was just wondering if maybe you and I could get together and... work it out.
- [Amanda walks away disgusted]
- Amanda Becket: Serriously, you guys, I'm over it.
- [the three girlfriends stare skeptically at Amanda]
- Amanda Becket: What?
- Beth, Girlfriend #1: Nothing, sorry. It's just that Mike is the most dope guy in school.
- Amanda Becket: Yeah, and school's over.
- Cindi, Girlfriend #2: Anyway, who does he think he is? Brad Pitt?
- Rachel, Girlfriend #3: Seriously, and you're like Gwyneth.
- Beth, Girlfriend #1: Seriously, you know he regrets breaking up with her.
- Cindi, Girlfriend #2: You really are Gwyneth, but with bigger boobs.
- Yearbook Girl: Amanda, you still didn't sign my yearbook!
- [Amanda flips the pages past hers and sees Preston's picture realizing she just flipped out on him]
- Yearbook Girl: Actually, I'm trying to get everyone to sign by their own picture!
- Amanda Becket: Oh shit!
- [Throws the yearbook down. Cut to Preston driving home looking sad]
- Amanda Becket: [to Preston] You know what? Why don't you go off and get yourself a goddamn life, asshole?
- Keg Guy: [to Preston] Thanks, man. That's the funniest thing I've seen all night.