Bruce Spence credited as playing...
Darcy Kelso
- Darcy Kelso: What's your name comrade?
- Ted Bullpitt: Oh, here we go. Bullpit.
- Darcy Kelso: Bullpit. Nice name!
- Ted Bullpitt: Ey? Most people think it sounds like...
- Darcy Kelso: I can imagine! But most people don't have a friend called Greg Fluck!
- Darcy Kelso: I just happen to have this card. I get a spotters fee.
- Ted Bullpitt: "Call Gino and Dino plumbing. Get the wogs for your bogs"
- Darcy Kelso: Good news Grumble-one Kenobi. Your toilets fixed.
- Ted Bullpitt: Good. I don't have to run down to the gymnasium when I need to go. I almost made it once!