- Roy: [after seeing Slappy] That is one big gopher. His mom must have been messing around with a seal.
- [the leaf blower slices the rear of Brinway's trousers revealing his underwear]
- Loaf: Whoa! It shaved his butt!
- [Mr. Brinway is being chased by the leaf blower]
- Roy: Hit the deck, Mr. Brinway!
- Witz: Look at that. Mr. Brinway runs just like Scooby-Doo.
- [the Stinkers laugh]
- Roy: Hop on, Mr Brinway! Hop on!
- [Mr. Brinway leaps onto the the side of Roy's lawn mower]
- Morgan Brinway: What is that thing?
- Roy: I dunno, Mr. Brinway. But I think it's headed straight for your new Jag.
- Morgan Brinway: [realizing that the leaf blower is heading straight for his new car] No, not the XJS!
- Roy: Don't worry, Mr. Brinway!
- Morgan Brinway: No, no!
- [Roy accelerates the lawn mower by riding it like a motorcycle while popping a wheelie]
- [as the leaf blower is flying in close to his car]
- Morgan Brinway: [to himself] Please, take me! Don't take the Jag!
- [the leaf blower stops as it flies close to the grille and falls straight to the ground in front of Brinway's car]
- Roy: You can come out now, Mr. Brinway.
- [Mr. Brinway opens the driver's side door and realizes that a hedge cutter on Roy's lawn mower is cutting through it]
- Roy: Oh, the hedger's still on.
- [Roy turns off the hedger]
- Roy: Okay, it's off now. You can come out now, Mr. Brinway.
- [the camera cuts to reveal the hole in the driver's side door of the Jag that Roy's hedger cut by accident]
- [Witz is in the bathroom with Slappy sitting on the toilet after Slappy eats a Z-Lax bar and drank an entire bottle of cough medicine]
- Witz: [to Slappy] See? This is what happens when you eat a whole bar of Z-Lax! It's not candy!