- Emperor Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. *I* have won.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
- Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I *am* your father!
- Buzz Lightyear #2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him.
- [She gives Buzz a long kiss]
- Buzz Lightyear: [cough] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.
- Rex: [gasps] What're we gonna do, Buzz?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Use your head!
- [the toys use Rex as a battering ram in the next shot]
- Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
- [last spoken lines]
- Buzz Lightyear: You still worried?
- Woody: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.
- Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
- Woody: Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.
- Woody: Nah, Buzz.
- [sigh]
- Woody: I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They *need* me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You - are - a *toy*!
- Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
- Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
- Woody: Well, you wasted your time.
- Woody: [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed] Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie.
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Look, we have an eternity to spend at the museum together. Let's not start by pulling fingers, shall we?
- Woody: You really ARE Stinky Pete, aren't you?
- Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
- [Throws his box back into his display case]
- Al McWiggin: [on the phone as he starts packing] To overnight, 6 packages to Japan is how much? What? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?'! Oh, you are deliberately takin' advantage of people in a hurry! You know that?'!
- Al McWiggin: [to Geri the Cleaner whilst he's fixing Woody's arm] So, uh, how long is this gonna take?
- Geri the Cleaner: Ya can't rush art.
- Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to *believe* in yourself!
- Emperor Zurg: [Points his blaster at Buzz #2 set at the highest level] Prepare to die!
- Rex: Aah! I can't look!
- [as Rex turns he accidentally knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
- Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
- Rex: I did it; I finally defeated Zurg!
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down toward the abyss] Father.
- Woody: [Seeing a human boy hugging him on the TV, playing a guitar, on the set of "Woody's Roundup"] What am I doing? Buzz!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Woody, where are you going?
- Woody: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.
- [Runs to the heat duct]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: No!
- Woody: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's...
- Jessie: Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you.
- Woody: How did you know that?
- Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
- [Buzz #2 and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]
- Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!
- All: Buzz?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: You again?
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
- Woody: Buzz, what is going on?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
- Buzz Lightyear: No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!
- Buzz Lightyear: *I* am Buzz Lightyear!
- Woody: So, who's the *real* Buzz?
- Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2: I am!
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.
- [Buzz opens up Buzz #2's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "Toxic Air" around him]
- [Hamm's cork has popped out and there is change all over the sidewalk]
- Hamm: All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.
- Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
- Mr. Potato Head: What?
- Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?
- Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
- Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
- Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: No.
- Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
- Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
- Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!
- Alien toys: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
- Mrs. Potato Head: You saved their lives? My hero! They're so adorable. Let's adopt them!
- Alien toys: [Gathering around Mr. Potato Head] Daddy!
- Mr. Potato Head: Oh, no.
- [Standing ontop of the Prospector's Box, staring him in the eyes]
- Hamm: You heard of Kung Fu? Well get ready for pork chop.
- [Woody flings his pull string onto a point onto the upper point of the nearby wheel of the plane he and Jessie are hanging off like a lasso, and comes up with an idea]
- Woody: Jessie, let go of the plane!
- Jessie: What? Are you crazy?
- Woody: Just pretend it's the final episode of "Woody's Roundup"!
- Jessie: But it was cancelled! We never saw if you made it!
- Woody: Well, then, let's find out together!
- [Both let go, swing like a rope, and land atop Bullseye, still galloping after them down the runway with Buzz]
- Al McWiggin: [sadly] Welcome to Al's Toy Barn. We've got the lowest prices in town. Everything for a buck-buck-buck.
- [cries]
- Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
- Woody: [lamely] They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
- Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.
- [the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of Traffic in the way of the Toys]
- Rex: Oh well, we tried.
- Buzz Lightyear: [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.
- Rex, Slinky Dog, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: WHAT?
- Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.
- Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
- Buzz Lightyear: There must be a safe way.
- Rex: [as Al breaks into the box that Andy's Mom locked Woody into] I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?
- [the toys are trying to find a way to enter Al's apartment building]
- Mr. Potato Head: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
- Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog?
- Rex: What about me?
- Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
- [Buzz holds up his boot to the other toys, with Andy's Name underneath it, proving to them that he's their Buzz]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [Closing his helmet] Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?
- Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...?
- Buzz Lightyear: Yes.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?
- Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.
- [Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.
- Buzz Lightyear: [Having figured out the Liscence Plate with the help of Mr. Spell] Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit.
- [Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]
- Rex: [Surprised] It's the chicken man!
- Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy!
- Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
- Buzz Lightyear: [after spotting the Al's Toy Barn commercial] Now, Etch.
- [Etch draws up what's shown on the TV]
- Buzz Lightyear: *That's* where I need to go.
- Rex: You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
- Woody: [staring at The Prospector in the eyes, then chucking his chin] Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.
- [points to something off screen]
- Woody: Right over there, guys!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: No, no, noooooooo!
- [the scene changes to show a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front]
- Amy: [offscreen] Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
- [Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen]
- Barbie: Hi, you'll like Amy.
- [Turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek; The Prospector gasps]
- Barbie: She's an artist!
- Mr. Potato Head: [From under Andy's bed sheets] I found it.
- Woody: You found my hat?
- Mr. Potato Head: Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring.
- [singsong to Mrs. Potato Head]
- Mr. Potato Head: Oh my little sweet potato!
- Mrs. Potato Head: [turning around fast] Ooh, you found it! Ohh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house.
- [Woody goes to the yard sale with the help of Buster, Andy's dog, to rescue Wheezy]
- Mr. Potato Head: Where is he going? He's nuts!
- Slinky Dog: His arm ain't that bad.
- Rex: [yells] Don't do it, Woody! We love yooooou!
- Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, are you coming?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
- [Buzz throws the ball back to Zurg; it hits him on the head]
- Emperor Zurg: Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy!
- [throws Buzz #2 another ball]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
- Buzz Lightyear: Farewell!
- Al McWiggin: [in his car, leaving his apartment] I can't believe I have to drive ALL the way to work on a Saturday. All the way to work!
- [drives to the Al's Toy Barn on the other side of the street]
- [right when the Prospector is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
- Jessie: Prospector?'!
- Woody: You're outta your box!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
- [Taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]
- Mr. Potato Head: Prepare to meet
- [shouts]
- Mr. Potato Head: [he accidentally sticks his extra pair of shoes on his face and runs into a wall] Mr. Angry Eyes! Argh argh!
- [to Jessie]
- Buzz Lightyear: Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.
- Jessie: [brings him back] Well aren't you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [Watching the elevator Al went into go up] Blast, he's at Level 23.
- Slinky Dog: How are we gonna get up there?
- Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
- Woody: Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.
- Slinky Dog: Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
- Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [politely] Why, no. I haven't.
- Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: [yelling] Hey, he was talkin' to me!
- Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: No, he was talkin' to me!
- Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Why, you! I'll...!
- [they both fight until the red robot's head pops up]
- Woody: [outtake]
- [Woody is asking the Roundup gang to come back to Andy's with him]
- Woody: Bullseye, are you with me?
- [Bullseye licks him like a dog]
- Woody: Ah! Okay! Good boy.
- [walks toward Prospector's box]
- Woody: Prospector, how 'bout you?
- [turns box around]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: [talking to two Barbie dolls] ... And so you two are absolutey identical?
- [laughs softly]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3.
- [notices the camera crew filming]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: I'm sorry, are we back? Oh! All right, girls. Lovely talking with you -
- [pushes box door open]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: - yes, any time you'd like some tips on acting I'd be glad to chat with you. Alright, off you go, then.
- [they leave]
- Hamm: Excuse me, ladies, but could any of you tell us where we might the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
- Tour guide Barbie: I can help!
- [slides down the slide and into the toy car]
- Tour guide Barbie: I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.
- Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
- Hamm: [Hopping into the front seat of the car] Then make way for the single fellas.
- [Whilst the toys search the Woody on Al's Office, unaware that he's not really there and in Al's Apartment, Al enters talking on the phone and walking over to the Fax Machine]
- Slinky Dog: [Whispering] It's him.
- Hamm: The Chicken Man.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
- Slinky Dog: That's the Kidnapper alright.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
- Al McWiggin: [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.
- [the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]
- Slinky Dog: It's Woody
- Al McWiggin: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?
- Al McWiggin: [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
- Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.
- Rex: In *Japan*.
- [the toys all jump into Al's Bag]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
- [Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]
- Al McWiggin: [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!
- Al McWiggin: Look at the time; I'm gonna be late! Oh, figures; I can't miss this flight! I've gotta pack.
- [puts Jessie, Bullseye and Woody into their cases]
- Al McWiggin: Alright, let's see - uh, wallet, keys, tickets, uh, passport, beef jerky - very expensive over there - shower...
- [sniffs his arm]
- Al McWiggin: Oh, I can skip the shower. I've just gotta get outta here now!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: [to Woody just as he's about to leave back to Andy's through the heat duct after removing the screw and opening it] How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
- Woody: [pets Bullseye, then suddenly decides to stay] Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
- [Closes the heat duct and turns to Jessie at the window, smiling]
- [Potato Head has saved some alien toys]
- Alien toys: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
- Mr. Potato Head: Will you just leave me alone?
- [Woody explains his newfound past to his old friends]
- Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo. Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
- Mr. Potato Head: [to Hamm] WAS?
- Woody: [Woody's arm finally rips completely off] Aaaahhh! It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired! You should consider yourself lucky.
- Woody: Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my ARM!
- Jessie: Big deal!
- [shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody]
- Jessie: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.