Marisol Nichols credited as playing...
Audrey Griswold
- Clark Griswold: [Clark and Ellen have found Audrey dancing at the Club Aereola] Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?
- Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job!
- Cousin Vicki: [Audrey's climbing to the top of Vegas Vic] Audrey! What're you doing up there?
- Audrey Griswold: I'm starting my vacation!
- [dances]
- Aki: She's gonna break a lot of heart.
- Cousin Vicki: She's gonna break something!
- Cousin Vicki: Hey, you wanna dance up here?
- Audrey Griswold: No, I don't think so.
- Cousin Vicki: Audrey, honey, let me tell you something that I've learned. In this world you're either up on the stage in the spotlight, or down in the pit serving drinks. So have some fun.
- Aki: Did you come to Las Vegas to be a showgirl?
- Audrey Griswold: No. I'm on vacation with my parents.
- Cousin Vicki: [rowdy] Hard to believe we're related, right?
- Audrey Griswold: [watching as Wayne Newton brings Ellen up on stage with him] Well, I think we know who sent the dress.
- Cousin Vicki: How is your chicken? Mine is dry as hell.
- Audrey Griswold: Mine's dry as hell too.
- Cousin Vicki: If you want to hang out with cousin Vicki tonight, I'll give you my beeper number.
- Audrey Griswold: Really? That would be great!
- Cousin Vicki: Now aren't you a little slice of pie?
- Saleswoman: Are you thinking of dancing, honey?
- Audrey Griswold: No.
- Cousin Vicki: She's got a body for it, though.
- Audrey Griswold: I do? Thanks.
- Saleswoman: Well, if you're thinking about it, do it while you're young and foolish.
- Audrey Griswold: Well, actually, I'm going to go to college in the Fall, but I'm hoping to do volunteer work this summer.
- Cousin Vicki: Our prime years are few and fast.
- Saleswoman: Would'a, could'a, should'a.