Jonathan Loughran credited as playing...
Lyle Robideaux
- Coach Klein: [it's half-time at the Bourbon Bowl and they're in the locker room] Anybody got an idea?
- [Silence]
- Derek Wallace: Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?
- [Everybody chuckles]
- Lyle Robideaux: Yeah, that was pretty funny. How 'bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?
- [Everybody laughs]
- Guy Grenouille: Y'all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass?
- [Everybody laughs]
- Farmer Fran: Remember the time Bobby Boucher...
- [Begins to mumble in his southern drawl, and everybody stares at him]
- Bobby Boucher: [Bobby shows up in the locker room by surprise] Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?
- [Everybody starts cheering and shouting]
- Guy Grenouille: I don't want that loser on the team. Everybody's gonna laugh at us.
- Lyle Robideaux: Everybody already 'is' laughing at us. We haven't won a game since nineteen-ninety-FOUR.