Woody Allen credited as playing...
Z
- [last lines]
- Z: There you have it. Your average "boy-meets-girl, boy-likes-girl, boy-changes-underlying-social-order" story. So, what else can I tell you? We rebuilt the colony - it's even better than before, you know, 'cause now it has a very large indoor swimming pool. Bala and I, incidentally, are thinking of starting a family. You know, just a few kids, maybe a million or two to begin with. And I'm, I'm workin' with a new therapist, you know, terrific, absolutely terrific. He's, he's been putting me in touch with my inner maggot, which is helping me a great deal. And, you know, I finally feel like I found my place, and you know what? It's right back where I started. But the difference is, this time I chose it.
- [first lines]
- Z: All my life, I've lived and worked in the big city, which now that I think of it, is kind of a problem since I always feel uncomfortable around crowds. I mean it, I-I have this fear of enclosed spaces. I-I-I, everything makes me feel trapped all the time. You know, I always tell myself, there's gotta be something better out there, but maybe I think too much. I-I-I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're - when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention. I mean, how's it possible? And I've always had these, these abandonment issues, which plagued me. My father was basically a drone like I've said, and, you know, the guy flew away when I was just a larva. And my job, don't get me started on, 'cause it really annoys me. I was not cut out to be a worker, I'll tell you right now. I-I-I feel physically inadequate. I, I, my whole life I've never, I've never been able to lift more than ten times my own body weight, and, and when you get down to it, handling dirt is, you know, ewwww, is not my idea of a rewarding career. It's this whole gung-ho super-organism thing that, that, that I - you know, I can't get, I try but I can't get it. I mean, you know what is it, I'm supposed to do everything for the colony, and, and what about my needs? What about me? I mean, I gotta believe there's someplace out there that's better than this! Otherwise, I'll just curl up in a larval position and weep! The whole system makes me feel... insignificant!
- Psychologist: Excellent. You've made a real breakthrough.
- Z: I have?
- Psychologist: Yes, Z. You ARE insignificant.
- General Mandible: [Z has broken through to the surface where Mandible and his soldiers wait for them to be drowned] Let go! Don't you understand? It's for the good of the colony!
- Z: What are you saying? We are the colony!
- [Mandible is about to strike Z when Cutter knocks his aside]
- General Mandible: Cutter, what are you doing?
- Colonel Cutter: Something I should have done a long time ago.
- [extends his hand to the worker ants]
- Colonel Cutter: *This* is for the good of the colony, General.
- General Mandible: You useless, ungrateful maggot! *I* am the colony!
- Z: [panicked] Hey, wait a minute. Let's not get... we're being too hasty here. These guys sound like bruisers. Just how were you figuring on beating them.
- Barbatus: Superior numbers, kid. Overwhelm their defenses, and kill their queen.
- Z: [panicked] I, um, whurr, whuh, hey, fellas, that's... you're being a little extreme, I feel. Why don't, why don't, why don't we just try to influence their political process with campaign contributions?
- Bala: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
- Z: Well, maybe, then again, maybe not, and then again... yowch.
- Bala: [recognizing his line from the night before] That's it. You're the guy from the bar.
- Z: Shhh.
- Queen: Bar? What bar?
- Bala: I... danced with this guy at the bar the other night. He was just a worker, then.
- Queen: What were you doing at a bar?
- General Mandible: Precisely what I want to know.
- Bala: No. This isn't about me. I mean, Look at this worker. Look what he's done.
- Z: I think - I think you're thinking of someone else. After all, I am a soldier.
- Bala: Exactly. You *were* a worker, but now you're a war hero.
- Queen: He's a worker?
- General Mandible: A worker danced with my fiance?
- Z: F-fiance? Hey, w-wait a minute. Th-this is not how it looks. I-I can explain this... hey, SHE was the one making all the moves.
- Z: Why'd I have to be born a worker? You soldiers get all the glory. Plus, you get to go out in the world. You know, you meet interesting insects; you get to kill them.
- Weaver: Yeah, but you get to spend all day with those beautiful worker girls.
- Z: Weaver, they're CAREER girls. They're obsessed with digging.
- Z: Will you calm down? You're not going to let a little near-death experience ruin your mood, are you?
- Z: [mocking the scout] Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.