Traylor Howard credited as playing...
- Kathy: You guys are brothers?
- Mitch: Well, it's a long story...
- Sam: My dad boned his mom.
- Mitch: Okay, it's a short story.
- Mitch: There's two kinds of people in this world: Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
- Kathy: Where'd you come up with that theory?
- Mitch: That famous guy said it. What's his name? Uh... Oh, yeah: Jesus!
- [Kathy enters the Dirty Work headquarters, where Mitch is deep in thought]
- Kathy: [flirtatiously] What havoc are you planning to wreak now?
- Mitch: Kathy! What are you doing here?
- Kathy: Um, actually I was looking for you. I saw how you and your friend saved that woman's house.
- [giggles]
- Kathy: Guess it turns out you can use your powers for good as well as evil.
- Kathy: So... Would you like to come in for some coffee?
- Mitch: No no. Uh, I can't. I have to lift weights? What?
- Mitch: [after finding out Kathy works at a car dealership] Are you a dirty car salesman?
- Kathy: No, I'm a dirty accountant.
