Harry Shearer credited as playing...
Charles Caiman
- Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor: Ladies and Gentlemen, we New Yorkers like to believe we've seen it all... what you're going to see right now will shock you beyond belief. This is, uh, footage we have that indicates that there is a *dinosaur* loose in Manhattan.
- [Caiman is complaining to his superiors via cell phone]
- Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor: I am grateful for the fact that we are getting a new set. I know that represents a commitment on the part of management. Here's what I don't understand: why we're the only station in town that doesn't have the Korean grocery hold-up as our lead. I mean, what's our lead? Rain, again! It's stupid. I know, the pressure's at the parties you go to is that we're the classy station. I'm sorry, I just don't give a rat's ass about a war in some country whose name I can't even pronounce. How about a real story?
- [Caiman's secretary looks behind him and sees Godzilla walk past the window]
- Caiman's Secretary: Sir? I think your story just walked by the window.
- [Caiman turns around just as Godzilla disappears from view. He turns back, only to miss Godzilla's tail sweep over the windows]
- Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor: What?
- [Caiman resumes talking on his phone]
- Charles Caiman, WIDF Anchor: Maybe we can get the Korean grocer's hospital.