- Ray: Hey, did you teach your students how to make things like this?
- Mr. Mehlor: Have you been in a high school recently? My students taught ME how to make stuff like this.
- Sheriff: You took the money. Didn't you son?
- Tom: Yeah I hid it in the cemetery.
- Wayne Bryce: Why you do that?
- Tom: I don't like to carry around that much cash, ya know?
- Sheriff: For twenty years, I've been eatin' shit; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So now I'm changing the menu. From here on, everything I eat is gonna be shit-free.
- Wayne Bryce: Dear Penthouse, I always thought your letters were fake...
- Wayne Bryce: ...until the wildest thing happened to me.
- Jim: [Kenny is talking about the upcoming robbery in a bar. Jim pushes a newspaper in his direction.] Kenny, take a look at 26 Across.
- Kenny: Shit Jim, I don't do crossword puzzles.
- Jim: Just look at it.
- Mr. Mehlor: Here, let me take a look at it.
- Jim: Never mind Mr. Mehlor - Kenny can read. 26 Across.
- Kenny: [Takes the newspaper and starts reading Jim's writing in the crossword] "Mention money again and..."
- [Goes silent after seeing the words "I'll Kill You"]
- Jim: Did I get it right?
- Kenny: [Nervously] Yeah Jim you got it right.
- Kenny: Has anybody realised how screwed we are? We should be back in the motel room counting all the money...
- Jim: [Throws Kenny off the boat] Nobody likes this particular trail of events Kenny. But we have a choice. We can deal with it or we can walk away. Now there's a lot of money out there so I choose to deal with it. You wanna go? Fine. Start swimming. You wanna stay? That's fine too. But stop your goddamn whining!
- Tom: [Tom is locked in a police cell with the flood waters rapidly rising. He manages to get a set a keys off the sheriff's desk, but none of them unlock the cell. He then notices the FORD logo on the key] Perfect, I can drive out of here!
- Doreen: [Pointing a gun at Tom and Karen after seeing them climb into her living room via the window] You so much as breathe funny, and your head goes back out that window without ya!
- Kenny: [Kenny has just been fatally electrocuted. Jim is holding him in his arms] It hurts.
- Jim: You're gonna be alright. Mr Mehlor knows about these things, and he thinks you're gonna be alright.
- [Loudly]
- Jim: Isn't that right Mr Mehlor? Don't you think Kenny is gonna be alright?
- Mr. Mehlor: [Hesitantly] Yeah, Kenny you're gonna be just fine.
- Kenny: [Weakly] I know that you didn't want me to come, Jim.
- Jim: Ah, what're you talkin' about? We couldn't have done anything without you!
- Kenny: [Getting weaker] The pain is going away - it's going away. I'm okay.
- Jim: Ah, see? What'd I tell you?
- Kenny: When you said I was gonna be alright, I thought you were shittin' me.
- Jim: I wouldn't shit ya kid. I wouldn't shit ya. See? You just gotta...
- [Kenny dies in his arms and goes limp]
- Jim: Trust me.