Clarence Williams III credited as playing...
'Jelly Roll' Morton
- Jelly Roll Morton: [Jelly Roll Morton enters the hall for the duel, meeting 1900 for the first time] I believe you're sitting in my seat.
- 1900: [stands, good-naturedly] You're the one that invented jazz, right?
- Jelly Roll Morton: That's what they say. And you're the one who can't play without the ocean under his ass, right?
- 1900: That's what they say.
- [moves to shake hands, but gets snubbed]
- Jelly Roll Morton: [before starting his last piece for the duel-to 1900] You can stick this up your ass.
- 1900: [before starting his last piece of the duel-to Jelly Roll Morton] You asked for it, asshole.
- 1900: You're the one who invented jazz, right?
- Jelly Roll Morton: That's what they say. And you're the one who can't play, unless you have the ocean under your ass,
- 1900: That's what they say.