- Karl Thomasson: [holds up a yo-yo] what do you think this is?
- Dontae: It's just a simple toy man
- [starts drinking from a large bottle]
- Karl Thomasson: To you it is. But back in 1500 in the Philippines it was a weapon
- [lashes out with the yo-yo and smashes the bottle Dontae is drinking from]
- Joey 6: [Watching Randall's daughter enter a car] Smart money says the real action's in the car with the boyfriend.
- Karl Thomasson: [Deadpan] I think the smart money should shut up.