Tung-Chuen Cheng: Westwood

Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins

Westwood

Yamcha: Someone told me your kung-fu is very nice... and he wants to challenge you! If he beats you, then he'll be famous!
Turtle Man: So someone wants to challenge me... Who is he? Tell me, who is he?
Yamcha: He'll be here very soon...
[points at a boat carrying Monkey Boy, Seetou, Jen-Jen and Piggy]
Turtle Man: Oh? He's coming now? Okay, I'll show him!

[Roshi summons the Nimbus]
Son Goku: What is that?
Yamcha: You're stupid!
Son Goku: You know, do you?
Yamcha: It's his magic cloud!
Turtle Man: Right! I captured this cloud many, many centuries ago, and I imbued it with magic powers and turned it into my private car! And the magic cloud has one specialty: people who are dishonest and have an impure mind, will never be able to get on it!
Bulma: So then, you can sit on it?
Turtle Man: ME?... Of course I can! I'll show you now!
[jumps on the Nimbus]
Turtle Man: See that? I'm an honest man! My mind is pure too! That's why I'm able to get on this cloud! Right, go! Move it! Fly!
[the Nimbus throws him off]
Turtle Man: Goddamn you lazybones, how dare you make a fool out of me in front of a pretty girl!

[Monkey Boy and Piggy are shot at by a stranger]
Son Goku: Who are you?
Miss Snow White: This is my master Mr Westwood! And me, I'm Miss Snow White!
Oolong: [to Monkey Boy] He's the bandit of the West! His kung-fu's good, and this is his territory! He'll kill you, unless he takes all your money!
Yamcha: I'm glad you know. So leave your valuables! Then I'll spare your lives!
Oolong: Oh, no... You got money?
Son Goku: What's money?
Oolong: Oh God... Hey, your kung-fu's good. So you can beat him?
Son Goku: Of course I can!
Oolong: [to Westwood] We got money, but you can't have it, so there!
Yamcha: Then I'll send you to hell!
[starts shooting]

[At a hidden spot, Westwood digs up a Dragon Pearl]
Yamcha: I got this a long time ago. I never knew it was so powerful. I'll get all seven of them, and make a wish!
Miss Snow White: Master, do you want to rule the seven seas and be king of the world?
Yamcha: I'm not interested in that! I don't want to be a king!
Miss Snow White: Then you can make a wish to the dragon, and ask him to give you all the money in the world! Then you can be the richest man!
Yamcha: I don't need money, and I don't want fame and I don't want fortune! I want the dragon to give me courage, so I don't shiver in front of women. I don't want fear.
Miss Snow White: I don't understand that.

Yamcha: That was dirty! You fight dirty! You're no gentleman!
Turtle Man: Oooooh, but you're a sneaky little thief! You want to steal my magic cloud! You asked for this!

[after running from Seetou]
Yamcha: [to Ms Snow White] I'm tough! I'm afraid of nothing... except for women! I have a phobia about women. I'm all shaken in front of them. How can I achieve big things?

Miss Snow White: [copying Seetou's voice] Westwood, can I become your friend? Can I?
Yamcha: That girl! That girl! Where, where is she?... I see. It was you, wasn't it? Come here!

Son Goku: Westwood, why are you following us?
Yamcha: Don't forget, one of those Dragon Pearls you lost belonged to me in the first place. I have a right to look for it too, you know!
Turtle Man: Good! You're welcome to join our group!